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MP goes into a supermarket and buys:

* one tin of beans

* one bag of crisps

* one pack of burgers

* one tub of icecream

* one cake

* one yoghurt

* one pint of milk.

He takes them over to the checkout, and the girl looks at what he has bought and asks if he is single.

The bloke says sarcastically, "Yes. However did you guess?"

The girl replies: "You're an ugly bastard."



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roflmao, prove she ain't right MP, post a pic. lol

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Hahaha that's funny.

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I will assume that MP is knock out gorgeous and he is just too humble and that is why he wont post a pic.

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Yeah, that's it exactly.

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Buttercup wrote:
Yeah, that's it exactly.


hmmm I wonder how my lil cooter bug knows this????

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Quit calling me cooter bug!!

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Buttercup wrote:
Quit calling me cooter bug!!


I am sorry, but I think it is so cute to call you that

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here i am



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MP_handler wrote:
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wow I would go str8 for a minute to get with that....

Of course after being with Plush who wouldnt go the other way?????

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MP_handler wrote:
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Doesn't he have a beautiful smile?

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Looks like he still has some baby teeth......how sweet. 

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He smells really good too, can't you just tell by looking at the picture?

-- Edited by Buttercup at 13:02, 2006-07-18

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Buttercup wrote:

He smells really good too, can't you just tell by looking at the picture?-- Edited by Buttercup at 13:02, 2006-07-18

I can tell just by looking at that smile.....the smell of rotting gums and petrified tartar has a cetain odor that magically blends with the stench of Neck Fumunda and crotch rot.


Jeff Foxworthy should bottle that scent and call it, "You might smell like a redneck !" imagine the marketing for that one.


 


 


 



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you guys are harsh...at least i was once on the cover of John Deer Tractor Quarterly. i bet none of you people have been on the cover of any magizine.

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Buttercup wrote:

MP_handler wrote:
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Doesn't he have a beautiful smile?
He is Ned Beatty's new boyfriend ( Deliverance )

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Wise wrote:

Buttercup wrote: MP_handler wrote: here i am Doesn't he have a beautiful smile? He is Ned Beatty's new boyfriend ( Deliverance )
I wonder if MP  can squeal like a pig?

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MP_handler wrote:
you guys are harsh...at least i was once on the cover of John Deer Tractor Quarterly. i bet none of you people have been on the cover of any magizine.


Yes, you were a cover boy. Don't be shy, tell everyone that you were also the centerfold in Redneck Monthly and Dentist's Fantasy magazines.

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I wonder if MP  can squeal like a pig?


I think that would depend on his motivation.

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Buttercup wrote:

MP_handler wrote: you guys are harsh...at least i was once on the cover of John Deer Tractor Quarterly. i bet none of you people have been on the cover of any magizine. Yes, you were a cover boy. Don't be shy, tell everyone that you were also the centerfold in Redneck Monthly and Dentist's Fantasy magazines.
That there is a centerfold I need to see...Oh Kitty , Kitty KAT...where are you?

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Me and my big mouth, he is going to kill me.

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Me and my big mouth, he is going to kill me.
Oh, it would have tweeked in my head eventually.......just needed some time or a nudge. Thanks for the nudge......

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You bet.


I think I'll disappear for a while. Adios.

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Not so fast.....My pretty little kitty is pretty busy today, so this is just in the planning stage.



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MP_handler wrote:
here i am


I think I have Dueling Banjos with Earl Scruggs somewhere in my CD collection. Do you want a copy MP ?

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all of you assholes

-- Edited by MP_handler at 18:17, 2006-07-18

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Not me, I am sweet innocent and adorable

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Photogrrlz wrote:
Not me, I am sweet innocent and adorable


oh pahwease...try saying that with a straight face, go ahead...i dare you!

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MP_handler wrote:

Photogrrlz wrote:
Not me, I am sweet innocent and adorable


oh pahwease...try saying that with a straight face, go ahead...i dare you!



I did say it with a str8 face....as always

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