After Abu Musab al Zarqawi was dispatched by US Forces in Iraq, he was met at the Pearly Gates by George Washignton, who slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you fight against the nation I helped establish?". Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose, and shouted, "You wanted to end our Liberties, but you failed!"

James Madison followed, kick al Zarqawi in the groin, and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense". Thomas Jefferson was next, beat al Zarqawi with his cane, and snarled, "It is evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence!"

The beatings and thrashings continued as James Monroe, George Mason, and 66 other Early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.
Finally, as al Zarqawi lay bleeding and in pain, God appeared. al Zarqawi wept and complained, "This is not what I was promised".

God replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in heaven. Why, what did you think I said?"