A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his
glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots
the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses
so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass
twice."

An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his
beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his
AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In
Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we
don't need to drink out of the same glass twice
either."

The REDNECK, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer,
drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out
his gun, shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi then
catches his glass as it falls into his hand.

He says, "In America we have so many illegal aliens
that we don't have to drink with the same ones
twice."