Two little old ladies were outside of thier rest home having a smoke when it started to rain.

One of them pulled a condom out of her purse and rolled it over her cigarette, explaining to her friend it keeps it dry.

A few days later the other old ladie was in the drugstore and asked for some condoms the very suprised drugest asked what kind .

The lod lady replied "it dones't matter as long as they will fit over a camel"  The drudest passed out.