A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy when he notices his
friend is very well endowed. 
 

"Damn Bob, you're hung!" Jim exclaims.



"I wasn't always this impressive, I had to work for it." 

"What do you mean?" Jim asked. 



"Well, everyday for the past two years I've spent an hour each night
rubbing it with butter. I know it sounds crazy but it actually made it
grow 4 inches!

You should try it." 

Jim agrees and the two say good bye. 
 


A few months later the two are in the same locker room and Bob asks Jim
how his situation was. 



Jim replied, " I did what you said, Bob, but I've actually gotten
smaller!-- I lost two inches already!" 


"Did you do everything I told you? An hour each day with butter?"


"Well, I was out of butter, so I've been using Crisco."



"Crisco?!?"

Bob exclaimed, "Dammit Jim, Crisco is shortening!..."