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Buttercup Groupie

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5 quick ones


Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?

A: It's Braille for "suck here".



Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?

A: It's the same as a French kiss, but only "down under."



Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?

A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.



Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?

A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go,they Take your house and car with them.



Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?

A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch .

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Seductively Sassy

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one hell of a tease.


Mr. Cool

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Nice,   heres a quick one


 


 Whats all the loose wrinkled worthless skin around a vagina???


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


The WOMAN...



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