A father walks into a book store with his young son. The
boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking,
going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has
swallowed the quarter and starts panicking,shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in
a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a
newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of
the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down,
neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter,
gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried,
across the book store. Reaching the boy, the woman
carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles
and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then
ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses
violently andcoughs up the quarter, which the woman
deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's
testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and
walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without
saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill
effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts
thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do
anything like that before, it was fantastic.
Are you a doctor?"

"No," the woman calmly replied, "I'm a Divorce Attorney."