A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first
graders, using a bowl of lifesavers.

He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers,one at a time,
and asked them to identify them by color and flavor. The children
began to say:

Red............cherry
Yellow.........lemon
Green..........lime
Orange.......orange

Finally, the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After
eating them for a few moments, none of the children could identify
the taste.

"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue; It's what your mother
may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled:

"Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"