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Toby101


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Alright you asshole, who took my keys this time. I lost two sets this week, one of them I can't find. The other I lost it twice today, where the hell is it.  URRGGG Good thing I don't have a hot date tonight. 

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Alright I found one set of keys, it's the set that I haven't seen all week. Where was it, in my fuckin dirty ass lundry that I need to do tomorrow. Now the search cont. for the other set. 



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Maybe you should keep them in your pocket so you wont loose them.  Or quit loaning your keys out.  I thought only some women had those problems.

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Oh I get it, you forgot to empty your pockets before throwing your clothes in the laundry.  Maybe the laundry basket is trying to tell you something.

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I'm sorry. I'm getting it therapy for my Kleptomania on monday.


 


keys are what I crave the most.



-- Edited by texaschickeee at 09:32, 2006-05-21

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You are worse than one of my kids. Get your shit straight

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You mean to say that mommy isn't doing your laundry??  What is the the point of living at home then?

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USofAcop wrote:

You mean to say that mommy isn't doing your laundry??  What is the the point of living at home then?
Starting in 9th grade I had to do my own laundry.  I guess now that'd be considered child abuse. 

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Operator13 wrote:

 Starting in 9th grade I had to do my own laundry.  I guess now that'd be considered child abuse. 

i dont think it would be considered abuse.


 


I think more kids need to learn life skills then how to sit around on thier butts living off mom and dad.....and doing nothing


 




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Maybe Toby has a grimlin in his house who likes keys and small weiners

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USofAcop wrote:

You mean to say that mommy isn't doing your laundry??  What is the the point of living at home then?
well i often wonder that myself. But at least I get a hot meal every night. 

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Operator13 wrote:

 Starting in 9th grade I had to do my own laundry.  I guess now that'd be considered child abuse. 
Fuck if that was the deal in my house, I would have kept failing 8th grade and I would never have to do laundry. 

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ManImBored wrote:

Maybe Toby has a grimlin in his house who likes keys and small weiners

Yes his name is USA, he likes small weiners that he found in the freezer, my brat was way to big for him. He was scared of it. 


 


USA my dog is still looking for his weiner, give it back to him damn it before I give you a hairy pussy. 



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My mommy found the other set of keys, any bets how long I will be looking for keys again?



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did you look in all the normal lsot key spots?


ypur pockets


your waher


behind the door, in the trunk


 


 


you get the drift.


 


or did you lock them in and now need the other set to get inot it so to fingd them?



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One set was in my dirty laundry, which is now clean.


 


THe other set was under a pile of shit. 



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Was that the pile of shit that USA left when he came over to your house looking for a wiener.  He heard you have Brats.

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Was that the pile of shit that USA left when he came over to your house looking for a wiener.  He heard you have Brats.
Yeah he wanted to smell my boxers, I think I am missing a pair of boxers. He didn't know it was the playboy pair though, gahdamnit. 

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Well, You know he is in to those kind of things.

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