A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley
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> On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
> together.  One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog
> and began to sink.   Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the
> chicken to go get the farmer for help!  Off the chicken ran, back to the
> farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but
> to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.
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> Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.  Finding the
> keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping
> he still had time to save his friend's life.  Back at the bog, the horse
> was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley,
> and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to
> him.  After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike,
> the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful
> bike, rescued the horse!
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> Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and
> the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.  The friendship between
> the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals.  A few weeks
> later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink
> and cried out to the horse to save his life!  The horse thought a
> moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.   Looking
> underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he
> would then lift him out of the pit.  The chicken got a good grip, and
> the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
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> The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!)
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> "When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up
> Chicks!