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Shouldn't "Fuck You!" be considered a compliment?
Yes, unless the person saying it is really ugly.

I asked my friend a question and she said "Shove it up your ass!" Should I be offended?
That depends. Was your question about an anal suppository?

My boss says the security where I work isn't foolproof. Why is that?
If it was, your boss couldn't get into the building.

Is there anything worse than being an asshole?
Yes. Not having one.

My elephant has a rash. What kind of veterinarian should I see?
A pachydermatologist.

My friend is always saying "I don't give a fuck and I never will!" What does that mean?
He will die a virgin.

How do they prioritize patients at The Premature Ejaculation Clinic?
First cum, first served.

-- Edited by Dorkman at 13:39, 2006-05-04

-- Edited by Dorkman at 13:45, 2006-05-04

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Dorkman wrote:

My friend is always saying "I don't give a fuck and I never will!" What does that mean?
He will die a virgin.

-- Edited by Dorkman at 13:39, 2006-05-04-- Edited by Dorkman at 13:45, 2006-05-04

No! That would be awful!

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you really are a dork.

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Dorkman wrote:
Shouldn't "Fuck You!" be considered a compliment?
Yes, unless the person saying it is really ugly.

I asked my friend a question and she said "Shove it up your ass!" Should I be offended?
That depends. Was your question about an anal suppository?

My boss says the security where I work isn't foolproof. Why is that?
If it was, your boss couldn't get into the building.

Is there anything worse than being an asshole?
Yes. Not having one.

My elephant has a rash. What kind of veterinarian should I see?
A pachydermatologist.

My friend is always saying "I don't give a fuck and I never will!" What does that mean?
He will die a virgin.

How do they prioritize patients at The Premature Ejaculation Clinic?
First cum, first served.-- Edited by Dorkman at 13:39, 2006-05-04-- Edited by Dorkman at 13:45, 2006-05-04
Now that's cute.

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