The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta has issued a warning about a new, virulent strain of STD. The disease is contracted through dangerous,high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced"gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004 after having been screwed for the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of infected individuals include: Anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to process new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all or nothing behavior. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.
This isn't anything new. It first made its appearance shortly after Clinton was re-elected.
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'When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy.'
-Commanding General, 1st Marines
