Astrology

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Astrology

sparky · Man Whore

Taurus

Who would of guessed huh.

proudcowife · T.O.P. PIMP

sparky wrote:

Taurus Who would of guessed huh.

Taurus Sign Profie

Are you the steady, lovable bovine chewing its cud out in the field, or a raging bull ready to gore the matador? Both of those possibilities can be attributed to the Taurus, a ''bull-headed'' sign because of its extremely strong sense of will and determination. Not the most intellectual sign, the bull nevertheless can be incredibly hard-working, affectionate and loyal. Taureans are creatures of comfort who like to wine and dine luxuriously, sometimes to the point of overindulgence. They also are attracted to the arts and occasionally excel in painting or singing. Taurus can be depended upon in the workplace and works well as a team player. He or she is pretty conventional sexually, but has a healthy appetite. Because the bull's sign is the closest to the earth, acquiring things is high on Taureans' priority lists. The neck is a vulnerable area for Taurus, so take care of sore throats. Famous Taureans: Shakespeare, Freud, Fred Astaire and Barbara Streisand.

woodbutcher · Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!

pisces

sparky · Man Whore

proudcowife wrote:

sparky wrote:
Taurus Who would of guessed huh.

Taurus Sign Profie

Are you the steady, lovable bovine chewing its cud out in the field, or a raging bull ready to gore the matador? Both of those possibilities can be attributed to the Taurus, a ''bull-headed'' sign because of its extremely strong sense of will and determination. Not the most intellectual sign, the bull nevertheless can be incredibly hard-working, affectionate and loyal. Taureans are creatures of comfort who like to wine and dine luxuriously, sometimes to the point of overindulgence. They also are attracted to the arts and occasionally excel in painting or singing. Taurus can be depended upon in the workplace and works well as a team player. He or she is pretty conventional sexually, but has a healthy appetite. Because the bull's sign is the closest to the earth, acquiring things is high on Taureans' priority lists. The neck is a vulnerable area for Taurus, so take care of sore throats. Famous Taureans: Shakespeare, Freud, Fred Astaire and Barbara Streisand.

I guess some of it is right.

proudcowife · T.O.P. PIMP

woodbutcher wrote:

pisces

Pisces Sign Profie

In some ways, it's hard to understand why Pisceans are so popular, because they're very ordinary and conventional. People are attracted to how easy going they seem. Pisceans may be accused of being overly emotional, but it's probably that same trait that makes them so compassionate, empathetic and bigger givers than receivers in friendship. When making decisions about work, love and family, Pisces is in search of the ultimate truth. Because they're governed by emotion, they don't make the best investment bankers or supervisors. This sign will most likely re-invent themselves, changing careers many times in a lifetime, because they're clever enough to get away with it. Some accuse the Pisces of being asexual. Learn to control some of your emotional anxiety with some sort of new-age activity, Pisces. You'll fend off your proclivity for stomach ulcers. Famous Pisceans include Cindy Crawford, Kurt Cobain and Elizabeth Taylor.

Photogrrlz · Buttercup Groupie

Virgo the VIRGIN here hehehe

Easy Eman · Mr. Cool

Gemini here, that means Yin and Yang the twins, the two faced sign. Yep I am two faced, Wait wait no Iam not. STFU Eman Iam I mean you are two faced...

I can change at a moments notice, wait the strep things are home...

proudcowife · T.O.P. PIMP

Photogrrlz wrote:

Virgo the VIRGIN here hehehe

Virgo Sign Profie

This sign's keyword is precision. Organization, cleanliness and order possess Virgos, and they can be very pedantic in their search for perfection. They like certainty in life and analyze everything, down to the most minute detail, before making a decision. The Virgo has a thirst for intellectual enquiry, is attracted to history and has a knack for speaking languages. People born under this sign are capable of undertaking a variety of vocations, but they may choose to write an encyclopedia or a dictionary. Virgos can be very charming and attractive, and they are devoted to family and children. Still, Virgos can be incredibly self-possessed, and they may worry themselves to death, despite their cool, carefree exterior. The Virgo likes exotic food but has a delicate stomach. Take care of your plumbing, male Virgo. Famous Virgos include Lauren Bacall, Claudia Schiffer, Van Morrison, Michael Jackson and D.H. Lawrence.

and photo the only thing virgin on you is your ass lmao

proudcowife · T.O.P. PIMP

Easy Eman wrote:

Gemini here, that means Yin and Yang the twins, the two faced sign. Yep I am two faced, Wait wait no Iam not. STFU Eman Iam I mean you are two faced... I can change at a moments notice, wait the strep things are home...

Gemini Sign Profie

The attractive, super-intelligent Gemini leads a double life, which has its good and bad points. With thousands of ideas and projects on the table, Gemini's attempts to do them all could be described as either ''versatile'' or ''flighty.'' Those born under this sign have a great sense of humor and are great drinking buddies, because they've mastered the art of conversation. Don't expect much loyalty from them, though, especially if you're in a relationship with one. The Gemini's needs supercede those of everyone around them. This doesn't mean that they're unfeeling monsters. They may be generous in some ways, trying to ''save the whales'' or take on other causes, as long as they don't impede the Gemini's self-interests. Geminis can succeed in just about anything they set their minds to and have an affinity for artistic pursuits. When they are in ruts, Geminis become a bundle of nerves. There are a lot of famous Geminis: Marilyn Monroe, Judy Garland, Bob Hope, John F. Kennedy and Bob Dylan, to name a few.

Buttercup · Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

Ok, I am Cancer but I am not a crab.

Bread Styx · Bad Bread!!

I want you to guess what my sign is just by my forum personality...ask a few questions, if you must.

I like to dance, draw, sing, I used to play a musical instrument, but am out of practice. I love to read. I can talk way too much sometimes, but enjoy my privacy and alone time. I am emotional and I have been known to lose my temper. I love to laugh and make others laugh. I can be an awful witch at times, but am mostly a loving and caring woman.

What is my sign?

Buttercup · Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

Bread Styx wrote:

I want you to guess what my sign is just by my forum personality...ask a few questions, if you must.
I like to dance, draw, sing, I used to play a musical instrument, but am out of practice. I love to read. I can talk way too much sometimes, but enjoy my privacy and alone time. I am emotional and I have been known to lose my temper. I love to laugh and make others laugh. I can be an awful witch at times, but am mostly a loving and caring woman.
What is my sign?

Libra. Am I right?

proudcowife · T.O.P. PIMP

Buttercup wrote:

Ok, I am Cancer but I am not a crab.

Cancer Sign Profie

It's easy to spot a Cancer by their round faces. That physical characteristic reflects the soft, affectionate nature of this sign. Cancers are very much about home and security and nurture. The crab can be a bit of a packrat, because he or she may attach emotional value to things others may consider junk. They can be overly emotional, and they tend to fantasize about the past and what it meant for them. Cancers are incredibly loyal as mates, but don't ever tell them what to do. Sometimes Cancer is very sociable, but sometimes they need their alone time. This sign is very giving, but has a tough time receiving the generosity of others. Because of their nurturing qualities, they are great at jobs in which they take care of others, such as nursing. Cancers are prone to all sorts of illness, but female crabs should pay special attention to their reproductive systems. Famous Cancers include Princess Diana, Nelson Mandela and Mike Tyson.

Bread Styx · Bad Bread!!

Buttercup wrote:

Bread Styx wrote: I want you to guess what my sign is just by my forum personality...ask a few questions, if you must. I like to dance, draw, sing, I used to play a musical instrument, but am out of practice. I love to read. I can talk way too much sometimes, but enjoy my privacy and alone time. I am emotional and I have been known to lose my temper. I love to laugh and make others laugh. I can be an awful witch at times, but am mostly a loving and caring woman. What is my sign? Libra. Am I right?

Any other guesses? Anyone? Anyone?

Plush · Make believe Slutty Zombie/Official TOP Drama Queen

Aquarius here.

Easy Eman · Mr. Cool

Bread Styx wrote:

I want you to guess what my sign is just by my forum personality...ask a few questions, if you must. I like to dance, draw, sing, I used to play a musical instrument, but am out of practice. I love to read. I can talk way too much sometimes, but enjoy my privacy and alone time. I am emotional and I have been known to lose my temper. I love to laugh and make others laugh. I can be an awful witch at times, but am mostly a loving and caring woman. What is my sign?

I know I know..... You are the sign of the HOTTIE...

ManImBored · Mack Daddy

proudcowife wrote:

Cancer Sign Profie It's easy to spot a Cancer by their round faces. That physical characteristic reflects the soft, affectionate nature of this sign. Cancers are very much about home and security and nurture. The crab can be a bit of a packrat, because he or she may attach emotional value to things others may consider junk. They can be overly emotional, and they tend to fantasize about the past and what it meant for them. Cancers are incredibly loyal as mates, but don't ever tell them what to do. Sometimes Cancer is very sociable, but sometimes they need their alone time. This sign is very giving, but has a tough time receiving the generosity of others. Because of their nurturing qualities, they are great at jobs in which they take care of others, such as nursing. Cancers are prone to all sorts of illness, but female crabs should pay special attention to their reproductive systems. Famous Cancers include Princess Diana, Nelson Mandela and Mike Tyson.

that would be me

Buttercup · Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

proudcowife wrote:

Cancer Sign Profie

It's easy to spot a Cancer by their round faces. That physical characteristic reflects the soft, affectionate nature of this sign. Cancers are very much about home and security and nurture. The crab can be a bit of a packrat, because he or she may attach emotional value to things others may consider junk. They can be overly emotional, and they tend to fantasize about the past and what it meant for them. Cancers are incredibly loyal as mates, but don't ever tell them what to do. Sometimes Cancer is very sociable, but sometimes they need their alone time. This sign is very giving, but has a tough time receiving the generosity of others. Because of their nurturing qualities, they are great at jobs in which they take care of others, such as nursing. Cancers are prone to all sorts of illness, but female crabs should pay special attention to their reproductive systems. Famous Cancers include Princess Diana, Nelson Mandela and Mike Tyson.

Well that's kind of a sucky description, and 90% of it doesn't apply to me. I want to be something else.

proudcowife · T.O.P. PIMP

Plush wrote:

Aquarius here.

Aquarius Sign Profie

Endowed with calm, peaceful personalities, Aquarians are the ultimate philanthropists and fighters of just causes. But that doesn't mean they don't like to draw attention to themselves-in fact, they thrive in the limelight. It's easy for Aquarians, because they have a magnetism stemming from their artsy, multi-talented and tolerant natures. Aquarius has so many diverse interests that he or she might seem pretentious. It can be tough to reel them in to complete a project they started months ago. Their acute sense of aesthetics means that Aquarians are good writers, photographers and actors. Then again, all that bohemian sentiment alienates them from the rest of society, and they might have a hard time finding their place in the world. Take special care of your legs and avoid the drink if possible, Aquarius. Famous Aquarians include Ronald Reagan, Oprah Winfrey, Abraham Lincoln and Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.

Bread Styx · Bad Bread!!

Well, I am a Libra.....balanced supposedly..whatever.

ManImBored · Mack Daddy

Buttercup wrote:

Well that's kind of a sucky description, and 90% of it doesn't apply to me. I want to be something else.

Sorry BCups. I dont think you can just change it like that.

Buttercup · Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

ManImBored wrote:

Buttercup wrote:
Well that's kind of a sucky description, and 90% of it doesn't apply to me. I want to be something else.
Sorry BCups. I dont think you can just change it like that.

I know. There must be other factors at play, though, I'm not like the description at all, except for one or two things.

ManImBored · Mack Daddy

Buttercup wrote:

I know. There must be other factors at play, though, I'm not like the description at all, except for one or two things.

I think there are so descriptions out there. Some fit and some dont.

Zombie · seductively evil

I'm a Capricorn, like Jesus.

Buttercup · Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

ManImBored wrote:

Buttercup wrote:
I know. There must be other factors at play, though, I'm not like the description at all, except for one or two things.
I think there are so descriptions out there. Some fit and some dont.

Oh, I know, and it's all fun anyway. And I don't have a round face, haha.

sparky · Man Whore

Only another 5 signs to be posted.

It's all a load of bollocks anyway.

Photogrrlz · Buttercup Groupie

proudcowife wrote:

and photo the only thing virgin on you is your ass lmao

Are you sure about that

proudcowife · T.O.P. PIMP

Zombie wrote:

I'm a Capricorn, like Jesus.

Capricorn Sign Profie

Goats are not just stubborn animals that eat the laundry off your clothesline. Capricorns are about stability and persistence. This sign is an incredibly hard worker that will toil at a task like an experienced craftsman until it's done. Capricorns also are blessed with a sense of organization; they might make good project managers. Just don't put them in human resources, because this sign's people skills are unpredictable. Stay within the rules if you work with people born under this sign. Can you say ''mood swing?'' Sometimes that means they'll be lovably loony and spontaneous for no apparent reason. They can be slightly self-absorbed and don't have many friends, but they are very loyal to the ones they do have. On the upside, Capricorn is very logical and has an unquenchable thirst for knowledge. They make good teachers. Famous Capricorns include Richard Nixon, Edgar Allen Poe and Elvis.

proudcowife · T.O.P. PIMP

sparky wrote:

Only another 5 signs to be posted. It's all a load of bollocks anyway.

lmao yeah then why is mine dead on?