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Et tu, Brute?

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People Who Can Kiss My Ass



People Who Can Kiss My Ass


Lately I have been in a pissed off mood, and have spent a lot of time thinking of who can kiss my ass. These are the people:


My neighbors who slam the door every time they go out.


The gardeners who time the sprinklers to go on before 11 p.m.


Police departments who call for crisis intervention every time someone has a fucking hangnail.


My other neighbors who have a very loud phone.


My mom who is drunk for 75% of her waking hours.


People who think my bad leg will keep me from running if we get shot at, and lie and say that the watch commander said it.


Political groups who use automatic dialers.


My son’s girlfriend who is self-obsessed.


USofACop


That is all for now.



-- Edited by entre new at 12:16, 2006-04-30

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Yummy

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Damn girl what brought this on?

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Et tu, Brute?

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I'm just in a sucky mood.

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Yummy

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We need to cheer you up.

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Buttercup Groupie

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hmm people who can kiss my ass:


My department


the sheriff 


people who complain when they do something wrong, but tries to make me look like the bad guy


Plush (but in a good way )



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I have seen USofA's big balls

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entre new wrote:


People Who Can Kiss My Ass Lately I have been in a pissed off mood, and have spent a lot of time thinking of who can kiss my ass. These are the people: My neighbors who slam the door every time they go out. The gardeners who time the sprinklers to go on before 11 p.m. Police departments who call for crisis intervention every time someone has a fucking hangnail. My other neighbors who have a very loud phone. My mom who is drunk for 75% of her waking hours. People who think my bad leg will keep me from running if we get shot at, and lie and say that the watch commander said it. Political groups who use automatic dialers. My son’s girlfriend who is self-obsessed. That is all for now.-- Edited by entre new at 06:23, 2006-04-30

You better add me to your list!

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texaschickeee translator

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eltsacon wrote:


You better add me to your list!


 


 


Something tells me you are on everyone's list.... 



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Buttercup Groupie

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zap wrote:


   Something tells me you are on everyone's list.... 

  Look at the old couple bicker

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Make believe Slutty Zombie/Official TOP Drama Queen

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My crack head fucking neighbors


Friends that have been taking advantage of me lately



Family that has been taking advantage of me lately


my in-laws

The Bitch at shoe sensation

And the people on here that know who they are

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FFFFWSSSWWWW!!!


I haven't made anyone's lisst!!



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The headhunter I was talking to the other day who, in the middle of discussing job opportunities, said "You have beautiful big brown eyes."

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PLush, and I mean literally. And in a good way. LMAO

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Seductively Sassy

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entre new wrote:


People Who Can Kiss My Ass Lately I have been in a pissed off mood,

 no shit sherlock.

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one hell of a tease.


Et tu, Brute?

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eltsacon wrote:


You better add me to your list!

Why?  What are you going to do to me?


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Et tu, Brute?

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USofAcop wrote:


FFFFWSSSWWWW!!! I haven't made anyone's lisst!!

I added you, honey.  I didn't want you to feel left out.


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Et tu, Brute?

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Buttercup wrote:


The headhunter I was talking to the other day who, in the middle of discussing job opportunities, said "You have beautiful big brown eyes."

That would really piss me off too.  Unless it was a maternal-looking female who was at least 10 years older than me.


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entre new wrote:

That would really piss me off too.  Unless it was a maternal-looking female who was at least 10 years older than me.




It was a 50ish Frenchman. And unless he thought my eyes could help me find a job to relocate me to another state, it was totally inappropriate.

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Et tu, Brute?

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Buttercup wrote:


it was totally inappropriate.

I agree.  I remember when that type of comment was an everyday thing, and I wouldn't think twice about it, but these days it would make me really uncomfortable.


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entre new wrote:


I agree.  I remember when that type of comment was an everyday thing, and I wouldn't think twice about it, but these days it would make me really uncomfortable.



It didn't make me uncomfortable as much as it irritated me. I just said, "Thank you. Ideally I'd like to find someone who will assume relocation expenses but that isn't a deal-breaker if they're willing to give me sufficient time to move and sell my home."

-- Edited by Buttercup at 12:34, 2006-04-30

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People who can kiss my ass:


Hmmm






-- Edited by cajuncutie at 12:15, 2007-03-24

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Entre New.

Always look at the bright side of life ( Whistle, Monthy Pyton )

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Buttercup and Texaschickee. ROFLMAO - that means it's a joke.

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Seductively Sassy

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Zombie wrote:


Buttercup and Texaschickee. ROFLMAO - that means it's a joke.


my name has # e's


 


learn it


live it


love it


 



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A thousand pardons Texaschickeee.


Maybe you shouldn't be so quick to complain when I criticize your typing.



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Seductively Sassy

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I saw alot of corrections tht you gave me before i said a word.


 


maybe you should stop riding me for a minute and let it all go.


 


 


 


I have.



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one hell of a tease.


Et tu, Brute?

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Wise wrote:


Entre New.

Ha ha.  At first I thought you were putting me on your Kiss My Ass list.


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texaschickeee wrote:


I saw alot of corrections tht you gave me before i said a word.   maybe you should stop riding me for a minute and let it all go.       I have.

Okay  

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Et tu, Brute?

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texaschickeee wrote:



I have.


That's right, Zombie.  And when TC says she's letting something go she means it.  Let's all start again and try to be friends.


Edit - I see we posted at the same time and my comment was unnecessary.  Glad to see it.



-- Edited by entre new at 20:40, 2006-04-30

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Et tu, Brute?

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Wow, who would have thought people would be making up in the Kiss My Ass thread!!

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