The Internal Revenue sends their auditor (a nasty little man) to audit a
synagogue. The auditor is doing all the checks, and then turns to the Rabbi and says, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles."
"Yes," answered the Rabbi.
"Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked.
"A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up. When we have enough, we send them back to the candle maker. And every now and then, they send us a free box of candles."
"Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his question actually had a practical answer. So he thought he'd try another question, in his obnoxious way...
"Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do... with the
crumbs from the ma tzo?"
"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we actually collect up the crumbs, we send them in a box back to the manufacturer and every now and then, they send a box of matzo balls."
"Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to fluster the Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the foreskins from the circumcisions? "
"Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up all the foreskins. And when we have enough we actually send them to the "Internal Revenue Service"."
"Internal Revenue Service?," questioned the auditor in disbelief.
"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, "Internal Revenue Service. And... about once a year, they send us a little prick like you."
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Thats an oldie but a GREATIE Thanks for thinking of me...
Read your pm......as I thought about it more, I think its fairly bizarre that I thought of you while reading a joke about foreskins...Hmmmmm.....no further comment!
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Easy Eman wrote: Thats an oldie but a GREATIE Thanks for thinking of me... What was the connection anyway? Does Bread think you are a little prick or something?
I always think of him when I see or hear the word foreskin...dont ask me why
-- Edited by Bread Styx at 18:37, 2006-04-24
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Better to be associated with BIG penis' than being the OVERTIME WHORE..... Iam not so fuming anymore. Little bit but not alot. I also would have expected the Chief to give me a voice mail or something saying "hey E, good job on that fire" BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NADA...
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A monday morning lunatic disturbed from time to time...
I normally dont like jokes having to do with making fun of religion, race , or ethnicity....really mean jokes, but i actually read this one instead of deleting it when I saw the word Rabbi...gave it a chance. Glad I did.....
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oh yes, you must always satisfy the monkey. 
