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Easy Eman


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    10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
 
 
9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
 
 
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
 
 
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same
time.
 
 
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale JR.
 
 
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
 
 
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
 
 
# 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.
 
 
# 2 - Can't wear helmet sideways.
 
 
>AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...
 
 
# 1 - When they crash their cars, they bail out and run.

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wow.....oh wow....

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zap wrote:



no comment


 


 



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At the risk of being considered politically incorrect, I say

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texaschickeee wrote:


zap wrote: no comment    

*nod*  Being speechless  ....it was a rare moment...but it does happen 

-- Edited by zap at 21:01, 2006-03-31

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That is very disgusting. I am sad to see that this goes on here.

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Its a joke.

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Some things should not be joked about. I am seeing that I am not the only one of this opinion. I have lived all my life being the butt of racism and jokes. It doesn't make you feel very good sometimes.

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As have I and other forum members as well.  So what's your point? If you're that sensitive you might not enjoy your time here.

-- Edited by Zombie at 02:31, 2006-04-01

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I think my point was very clear in my first post. I am not asking for a confrontation, so please do not give me one.

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My point was clear as well and I am not looking for a confrontation although I will not run from one if it arises.

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oh my goodness. Some of the folks around here are so angry.

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Look, I'm just trying to say that if you're thinskinned and don't like lowbrow humor youre not going to enjoy yourself here. I'm not angry, just jaded.

-- Edited by Zombie at 02:42, 2006-04-01

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TJAW wrote:
Some things should not be joked about. I am seeing that I am not the only one of this opinion. I have lived all my life being the butt of racism and jokes. It doesn't make you feel very good sometimes.

Although I found the post by Easy funny, I can also see your point of view as well TJAW.

That zombie person should be ignored sometimes, which is not too hard as he/she does not seem to post much anyway.

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I agree with Sparky, I can see your point TJAW and trust me, I do understand. I also think it's very funny and the intent of the poster was to make people laugh, not to be offensive.

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FYI, it was on Letterman

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Photogrrlz wrote:

FYI, it was on Letterman
And equally as funny on Letterman as it was intended here....

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That is fuckin funny. Sound like some Blue Collar shit.

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TJAW wrote:

That is very disgusting. I am sad to see that this goes on here.
T, I'm sorry this made you sad and I hope you don't get a bad impression of the forum because of this.  I'm sure E-man meant no harm.


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TJAW It was a joke and no one is angry because they tell you, that we happen to have a sense of humor. The joke it's self is hilarious and it was not aimed at anyone specifically.This is peaches compared to what goes on when USofA is here. If you have virgin eyes or sensetive feelings, I suggest you skip this forum all together.

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is she mad about it cause it was about black people?

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Bushwacker wrote:
is she mad about it cause it was about black people?


I am guessing that is why. Some people are "sensetive".

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Bushwacker wrote:

is she mad about it cause it was about black people?

Well, a more true statement would be that, "she's mad because she's black!!!!!!!!!!!!"


 


But that's me!



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eltsacon wrote:
Bushwacker wrote:
is she mad about it cause it was about black people?

Well, a more true statement would be that, "she's mad because she's black!!!!!!!!!!!!"
 
But that's me!


Or a NASCAR driver

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Good point, good point. There is that! LOL

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Or both. One must look at all sides.

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Buttercup wrote:

Or both. One must look at all sides.

Which in that case the thread could read,,, you guessed it!!!!,( Why TJ cant race nascar ). LOL


Yea, yea, I know I know. E-con you just had to cross that line didn't you?!. ROFLMAO



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I guess i need to find some jokes that put every, race, religion, yada yada. Then everyone can feel equally insulted.

After I reread that I realized that insulted was a strong word.

-- Edited by plushleather at 16:04, 2006-04-02

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That was great, thanks for sharing. 

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