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Buttercup


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This Is  AMAZING!!!

Until now  I never fully understood how to tell the  difference  between male  and female birds.

I always  thought it had to be determined surgically.

Until  now.  

Which of  the two birds is a female???  

Below  are two birds. Study them closely...

See if  you can spot which of the two is the female.

It can  be done, even by one with limited bird watching skills.  


 


 



 


 


 



-- Edited by Buttercup at 16:00, 2006-03-27

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The one that is doing the most talking??

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woodbutcher wrote:

The one that is doing the most talking??
I think, and I am not to clear on all of this seeings how I am a fag and all, but don't they call the "nagging"

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woodbutcher wrote:
The one that is doing the most talking??

You sure it is not the other way round.

It looks like my wife ignoring me when I talk.

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woodbutcher wrote: The one that is doing the most talking?? You sure it is not the other way round. It looks like my wife ignoring me when I talk.
Yeah, I'd say that pretty much looks like me ignoring the boyfriend. 

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USofAcop wrote:

I think, and I am not to clear on all of this seeings how I am a fag and all, but don't they call the "nagging"


Please don't use the "N" word around MP.

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No, he will go off on one about Bc being a nagger.

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No, he will go off on one about Bc being a nagger.


Yes he will, and it's so untrue.

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Yes he will, and it's so untrue.
Well of course it is!  Everyone knows you are incapable of nagging! 

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But of course.

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foxfyre wrote:
Buttercup wrote:
Yes he will, and it's so untrue.
Well of course it is!  Everyone knows you are incapable of nagging! 

Oh I reckon she is capable, she just never feels the need to though.

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Oh I reckon she is capable, she just never feels the need to though.

You're absolutely right, Sparky.


Shhh!  He hasn't seen this thread yet.



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Ok then, lets stop posting in it and maybe it will slip him by.

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Okay, good idea.


 



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LOL...I believe the silent one is the girl! That's me ignoring the "rants" of hubby when he's had a bad day!

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you are probably right, guys do seem to whine more than girls bitch

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Right, it is not working, people keep posting.


MP is bound to see it.


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Maybe not, he doesn't like birds unless he can eat them so he may skip over it because of the title.  I wonder how long we can go before he sees it?

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My guess is not today at least.

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I think that he'll see it sometime on Thursday.

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Ok , I will say Wednesday then, we will see who is right.

Only thing is you can influence him to look on Thursday, so you will win.

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No, I couldn't do that.  Plus, he might do anything to make sure that I lose. The key is to post here when he's not online.

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Buttercup wrote:
No, I couldn't do that.  Plus, he might do anything to make sure that I lose. The key is to post here when he's not online.
Sorry Bc, i couldn't reply to your last post in here, i have been otherwise engaged.

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shh, keep your voice down

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Oh, I'm sorry, was I being loud?

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You're trying to get his attention, aren't you?

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I think he has gone now, so I might as well give up trying.

My wife always says I talk loud though in shops, I dont think I do though, we must just go in quiet shops I guess.

If I turn this into a long enough ramble about nothing then it might just do the trick, but I doubt it.

Anyway, from my side of the pond I have lost anyway because it has been Thursday for nearly an hour now.

I can't wait for you guys to put your clocks forward though.

Has it warmed up over there yet, it has here.

I had pizza for tea tonight.

Ok, enough rambling.

oh, btw, it feels really good to be back.

Tonight would have been so boring if I could not have got on here.

Ok again, thats me done.

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He'll be back, though. To be fair, we will say that today still counts as Wednesday even for you.

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aaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww that is so sweet.

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Just keep your voice down, it's Thursday now and he hasn't seen it yet. And I haven't pointed it out to him.

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