I used to love dancing years ago, but I would not even attempt to dance now.
Up until I was 18 I would not dance, just stand watching with a beer. Then I was forced to join in and enjoyed it a lot, there was no stopping me then, and like KatScratch said, practice makes perfect. I soon realised that dancing attacted the girls, and it became like an addiction, I could not wait until Friday night came round to go to a club, then it progressed to Saturday nights as well, eventually me and my mates found a good club that opened on Sunday nights as well.
Nowadays I am back to just standing watching with a beer.
Little ass or fat ass, it all wiggles the same. Dancing is good for you and trust me, just look around a dance floor and you will see that no one really knows what they are doing. Just sway a bit, wiggle a little and nod your head, you will do fine.
I have been so emotionally overwrought by the overwhelming sadness that I was unable to post in this thread until now. However, SB, being unable to dance is not the end of the world. I'm sure that there are other things that you are perfectly capable of doing that compensate for your inability to dance.
Or you could always take a class.
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oh yes, you must always satisfy the monkey. Strong and Beautiful smells like a monkey
I can't dance. Can't waltz, can't boogie, can't hip hop, can't even do an aerobics class without tripping over my feet. The sadness of it is overwhelming.
Buttercup wrote: Or you could always take a class.
Sb, if you are female, I will teach you how to bump 'n' grind, plus a lot more as well, (I still dance around the house). If you are male, then fuck it, you are on your own.
And your point is???? Don't have one? Well then shut up and I'll give you one!
Well I never.....
oh yes, you must always satisfy the monkey. 
