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Plush


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I think every forumn should have a Your Mama section. Here are a few of my favorites:


Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she smiles and traffic slows down

Your mama's tears go down her butt because they are too scared to go down here face


Your mama got sacked from a sperm bank for drinking on the job

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Your mama's so smelly, her shit is glad to escape.

Your mama's so ugly, they filmed the movie "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

Your mama's so fat, her nickname is "DAY-UM!!"

Your mama's so stupid the dictionary had to change the definition of dumb. Now it says dumb (n) yo mama



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Terra Celeste


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Yo Momma's ass is so big, it got its own zip code


Yo Momma's armpit is so hairy, it looks like she's giving noogums to Buckwheat


Yo Momma's ass is so big, she mooned Europe...


Yo Momma gots a stanky nookie



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I dont do "Your mama" jokes.....Mama's are precious to me and one does not talk about a Mexican woman's mama without getting a bitch or pimp slap. 


 


I have spoken.....



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Bread Styx wrote:
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I have spoken.....


Well, BS, we will make sure to say BS's mama if we mean your mama. They are not aimed at anyone's mama. Just funnies. Well maybe Sparkle's mama.

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Badmofo wrote:

Bread Styx wrote: ; I have spoken..... Well, BS, we will make sure to say BS's mama if we mean your mama. They are not aimed at anyone's mama. Just funnies. Well maybe Sparkle's mama.
Oh, I know.....

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Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.

Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call.

-- Edited by Badmofo at 10:29, 2006-03-10

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Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mamma so fat you halfta roll over twice to get off her...

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures




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Those are good

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