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List of possible slogans promoting National Condom Week


List of possible slogans promoting National Condom Week



1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis
14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
20. A crank with armor will never harm her
21. No glove, no love!
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22.  Roll over and brace yerself Martha....oh wait.....

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Photogrrlz wrote:

List of possible slogans promoting National Condom Week


1. Cover your stump before you hump2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker3. Don't be silly, protect your willy4. When in doubt, shroud your spout5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick12. If you go into heat, package your meat13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool18. The right selection will protect your erection19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil20. A crank with armor will never harm her21. No glove, no love!
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haha..Those are good.

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