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Toothpick

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Damn roommate


So I swear on the bible that I have the most stupidest roommate ever. Here is the last few days:

Thursday night he went off and went drinking with some coworkers after work. Great I get the apartment to myself. Then the next morning I asked him what time he got back and he said 03:00. I then cont. to ask him how many he had, and well he stated 8 or 9 he couldn't remember. Then the dumb fucker drove home seriously.  He said i didn't have any for any hour. What a dumb mofo.


Then on Friday night I had a best friend come over, she drove 90 miles to come and see me. We were going to drink captain, he comes back from work and plants his fat ass between our two couch in a chair and starts chewing his chew shit. And this shit he chews smells worse then he does. If that is possible. 


So then on Sat. he left and I didn't get to talk to him:).  Today he all of sudden shows up because he got sick and tired of his parents. Doesn't he get the hint that I am sick and fuck in tired of HIM. 


In my state of boring Iowa we can return pop (beer) cans or bottles for 5 cents, so every time he leaves a pop can around the apartment esp. if its on OUR little coffee table I smash it so he can't get 5 cents off of it. We have to pay for this also. Its pretty funny.  Does anyone want a roommate and give me a break. 



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Yeah babycakes, I'm back

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Quit whining you pussy

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You can move him into the crack house next door and I will pimp his ass. We will split 50/50.

-- Edited by plushleather at 12:55, 2006-03-05

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plushleather wrote:


You can move him into the crack house next door and I will pimp his ass. We will split 50/50.-- Edited by plushleather at 12:55, 2006-03-05


very bisenss plush but since he isnt showering or taking hygene hints from anyone, no one is really going to go..well screw him


 


and with all that beer....


 


 


Toby, get a new roommate. This one is just...


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There's that "crack-head theme" again..*L*

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Toby101 wrote:

So I swear on the bible that I have the most stupidest roommate ever. Here is the last few days:Thursday night he went off and went drinking with some coworkers after work. Great I get the apartment to myself. Then the next morning I asked him what time he got back and he said 03:00. I then cont. to ask him how many he had, and well he stated 8 or 9 he couldn't remember. Then the dumb fucker drove home seriously.  He said i didn't have any for any hour. What a dumb mofo.


What does this have to do with you? What does this have to do with him as it pertains to your relationship as his roommate?

I've had roommates before. Trust me when I say you'd get a long a lot better if you mind your own business.


Toby101 wrote:

Then on Friday night I had a best friend come over, she drove 90 miles to come and see me. We were going to drink captain, he comes back from work and plants his fat ass between our two couch in a chair and starts chewing his chew shit. And this shit he chews smells worse then he does. If that is possible.

If you and you're friend wanted to be alone, did you tell him? could you go someplace else? did you tell him his odor bothers you?


Toby101 wrote:

So then on Sat. he left and I didn't get to talk to him:). Today he all of sudden shows up because he got sick and tired of his parents. Doesn't he get the hint that I am sick and fuck in tired of HIM.


Well, the fact that he pays to live there too aside, did you tell him how you feel? hints are something women do to men they are dating. Personally, I'm a guy. I don't do hints. If you got a problem, tell me.


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Toothpick

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44---


 


It doesn't really concern me your right about him going out and drinking, but the thing is underage, going into corrections and that could have fucked up his career.  He doesn't even realize what is going on.  In my state if you blow and it shows a tenth of alcohol in there your screwed for 90 days for driving. Pretty sure he would be paying for me to drive him around or he would be walking. 


I didn't tell him because I didn't wanna make a scene infront of my friend.  Even if I would have told him, he would have did anything anyways. 



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Toby, you need a roommate, come out to cali and share my bed....eerrr, I mean my house. I will be a perfect gentlemen!

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Toby, you need a roommate, come out to cali and share my bed....eerrr, I mean my house. I will be a perfect gentlemen!

No thanks USA, I will be fine living on the beach somewhere in Cali.

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Good, then we can all come over for a beach party?

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Toby101 wrote:

So I swear on the bible that I have the most stupidest roommate ever. Here is the last few days:Thursday night he went off and went drinking with some coworkers after work. Great I get the apartment to myself. Then the next morning I asked him what time he got back and he said 03:00. I then cont. to ask him how many he had, and well he stated 8 or 9 he couldn't remember. Then the dumb fucker drove home seriously.  He said i didn't have any for any hour. What a dumb mofo.
Then on Friday night I had a best friend come over, she drove 90 miles to come and see me. We were going to drink captain, he comes back from work and plants his fat ass between our two couch in a chair and starts chewing his chew shit. And this shit he chews smells worse then he does. If that is possible. 
So then on Sat. he left and I didn't get to talk to him:).  Today he all of sudden shows up because he got sick and tired of his parents. Doesn't he get the hint that I am sick and fuck in tired of HIM. 
In my state of boring Iowa we can return pop (beer) cans or bottles for 5 cents, so every time he leaves a pop can around the apartment esp. if its on OUR little coffee table I smash it so he can't get 5 cents off of it. We have to pay for this also. Its pretty funny.  Does anyone want a roommate and give me a break. 




I had a roomate like this once. I use to clean the toilet with his toothebrush. Man he was a fat slob.

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That's mean.

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My roommate gets a rash if he touchs a bounce sheet.


 


Should or shouldn't I. 



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Do it, have some fun with it, he deserves it.

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CTR man wrote:


Do it, have some fun with it, he deserves it.

I was thinking of rub (sounds nasty I know, but only way i can explain what going on) some bounce sheets over all the controllers, remotes, couch everything he touches on a date to date basis. 

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If you wanna look at his picture go to all is photo, and its in there.

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Toby, i have to ask. Have you sat one on one with your roommate and explaned to him how you feel about him? I had a roommate long ago similair to your present roommate. after months and months living with this slob i got fed up with him. So i made time and sat down with him and i brought up all the issues i was having with him. To my amazement he agreed with most everything i brought up to him and he said sorry and after that he changed his ways. I was surprised that he had some issues about me that he explaind when we had this heart to heart meeting. I was blunt in telling him what i thought were his issues but i didnt make a big production out of it. Maybe should do the same if you havnt already.

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Asshole,


 


My roommate is so dumb, he doesn't realize what he is doing. I move out in 2 months anyways, so i am not going to push the issue.  But the last little bit, I am going to be an ass to him.



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