A man went to  a department store with his wife. As what sometimes happens, they went their own ways. The man was unable to locate his wife. He sees a woman and approaches her and says, " Hi there, I cannot find my wife, would you mind talking to me for a few minutes?" The woman says, "Sure, but why talk to me?" The man says, "Everytime I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife shows up."