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A man anxiously waits the arrival of his newborn son. The dr. after the delivery comes out to the waiting room and tells the dad that the baby was born without a torso, arms or legs, he is only a head. The new dad does not complain. He raised the boy and loves him completely. Upon the son's 21st birthday he takes him to a bar for his first adult beverage. He puts the glass of alcohol up to his son's mouth and he drinks it down. Out from the bottom of his head sprouts a torso. After a 2nd drink, out of the torso sprouts legs, and upon a 3rd drink sprouts arms. The birthday boy stumbles as he walks, goes out the front door and gets hit by a truck and dies. The bartender states, "He should have stopped when he was ahead....

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