Maybe you could climb on top of my house and shoot the damn birds who think our roof is for cracking nuts on!
I'm trying to sleep and all I get in the morning, above my head is: THUMP, scratch, THUMP, scratch, THUMP! While they hop around on our tin roof, dropping nuts to crack them open!
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maybe you should buy one of those fake owls from a gardening center and place it somewhere on the roof. that will most likely get rid if the birds, it works.
works for pesky varments as well such as possums and squirrels, i'm not to sure about monkeys, you might want to ask Bittercups about that, she is after all the monkey expert.
works for pesky varments as well such as possums and squirrels, i'm not to sure about monkeys, you might want to ask Bittercups about that, she is after all the monkey expert.
Perhaps I am, but your talents as so much better than mine.
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oh yes, you must always satisfy the monkey. Strong and Beautiful smells like a monkey
ROFL.. you guys are too much! Haven't seen any monkey's around this place, just a lot of magpies, and scrub jays! We live across the street from an almond orchard and down the street from a huller (is that what it's called) the place they take the nuts to be processed out of their shells! There are nuts for the birds to find year round and it's noisy sometimes!
Oops did we just hijack poor Dekkon's thread? Sorry D!
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Just enough for it to be annoying when I'm trying to get a little sleep! It only goes on for an hour or two in the mornings! Not everyday either, just once in a while.
Of course its worse in the fall when its harvest time, but every once in a while I think the birds come on a stash of some sort and the fun starts up again!
-- Edited by Kittylynn at 12:32, 2006-02-21
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I am a water bug.... jetsking, kayak, scuba, novice guitar, tring wood carving, sex..... hand drawings, I took dafting in high school and college and drew alot on the drawing board so I got burnt out on hand drawing and I don't do it much anymore unless the power is out or in the middle of a hurrican to have something to do.....
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I am a water bug.... jetsking, kayak, scuba, novice guitar, tring wood carving, sex..... hand drawings, I took dafting in high school and college and drew alot on the drawing board so I got burnt out on hand drawing and I don't do it much anymore unless the power is out or in the middle of a hurrican to have something to do.....
I like that hobby!!!!
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yes sex....great hobby...good cardio work out, cleans the poors out sweatin to a goody, yah get a good endorphin rush which makes the world a happier place.....need I go on?
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Sound more like a sport. So how would you Keep score or points and are there teams or one on one ...... -- Edited by Dekkon at 02:14, 2006-02-23
LOL...no "teams" here, strictly one on one! No points/scores either, unless you count handin out brownie points for a good performance/adventure...LMAO
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Notes??? There is enough material on this forum to write a book! I'm just not sure what the title would be, or even which category of writing it would fall into! (ie: Fantasy, Sci Fi, Instructional, Self Help, Comedy!?!)
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LOL...we could call it The other Place and everyone gets a chapter to describe their "adventures" on the forum! Could be a hit I think, but I'm with you Kitty....not sure what style it would be considered????
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