Two things that piss me off:

Centurion44 · charges-like-rhino

Two things that piss me off:

texaschickeee · Seductively Sassy

Centurion44 wrote:

Wearing sunglasses inside or when it's dark. When I become Emperor of the World, I will make it perfectly legal to punch in the face anyone who wears sunglasses inside or when it's dark out. There's no point to it. No, you don't look cool, you look like a schmuck.

Im with you on how dumb they look.

**taing notes about you being the ruler of everyone.....scary shit there.

zap · texaschickeee translator

ROFL too funny AND TRUE

Centurion for Emperor!!

-- Edited by zap at 14:31, 2006-02-19

KatScratch · Bad kitty....in the best possible way

Centurion44 wrote:

Wearing sunglasses inside or when it's dark. When I become Emperor of the World, I will make it perfectly legal to punch in the face anyone who wears sunglasses inside or when it's dark out. There's no point to it. No, you don't look cool, you look like a schmuck.

I hear yah!!! And then there's the ones that wear their "tinted" goggles OUTSIDE of the pool

or their yellow or green hunting glasses all year round...WTF? Do they like looking at the world through piss colored glasses or expecting a flood and have to swim for it????

zap · texaschickeee translator

LOL

How about those around here with SNOW on the ground...yet they are wearing SHORT and SANDALS?

KatScratch · Bad kitty....in the best possible way

zap wrote:

LOL How about those around here with SNOW on the ground...yet they are wearing SHORT and SANDALS?

with a big winter coat too????

zap · texaschickeee translator

KatScratch wrote:

zap wrote: LOL How about those around here with SNOW on the ground...yet they are wearing SHORT and SANDALS? with a big winter coat too????

but in all fairness....they are too STUPID to ZIP IT UP!

texaschickeee · Seductively Sassy

KatScratch wrote:

zap wrote: LOL How about those around here with SNOW on the ground...yet they are wearing SHORT and SANDALS? with a big winter coat too????

it may be snow on the ground and I may be the one in shorts.(but not likily.- i run hot)

however if it was cold enough for a coat it should be zipped- however I would prolly have a tee and sweats on and thats it. tennis shoes of course.

Im whats calla hot girl

its like 35 last night and I had my window open for the night.

zap · texaschickeee translator

Sweats....tennies....jacket...no issues...but when its like 4 and a half degrees out and these geniuses are wearing SHORTS......

*shakinhishead*

-- Edited by zap at 15:59, 2006-02-19

texaschickeee · Seductively Sassy

zap wrote:

Sweats....tennies....jacket...no issues...but when its like 4 and a half degrees out and these geniuses are wearing SHORTS...... *shakinhishead* -- Edited by zap at 15:59, 2006-02-19

thats too cold for shorts

Quopper · Moldy

zap wrote:

Sweats....tennies....jacket...no issues...but when its like 4 and a half degrees out and these geniuses are wearing SHORTS...... *shakinhishead* -- Edited by zap at 15:59, 2006-02-19

HEY!! That's not fair!! How did you get the extra HALF degree and I get stuck with the FOUR!

I hear ya though, those idiots live here too!

zap · texaschickeee translator

Quopper wrote:

zap wrote: Sweats....tennies....jacket...no issues...but when its like 4 and a half degrees out and these geniuses are wearing SHORTS...... *shakinhishead* -- Edited by zap at 15:59, 2006-02-19 HEY!! That's not fair!! How did you get the extra HALF degree and I get stuck with the FOUR! I hear ya though, those idiots live here too!

ummm....lucky I guess

where are you?

Quopper · Moldy

Colorful Colorado!

Hmph! colorful my ass it's all WHITE!

zap · texaschickeee translator

Well, I think centurion is right....some people just need a benny hill slap in the back of their head as they are being asked what the hell they were thinking.

texaschickeee · Seductively Sassy

zap wrote:

need a benny hill slap in the back of their head

do people still do that benny hill thing? I loved that show........

Centurion44 · charges-like-rhino

Meh, if someone's dumb enough to wear shorts out in cold weather and freezes themselves or their nuts to death, then it's just Darwinism in action.

I thought of another thing that pisses me off: People that put to much or too little effort into a handshake.

First, there are the crushers. The people that want to squeeze your hand until your fingers pop off. Look, dillholes, maybe your stronger than me, maybe your not. But when you grab my hand like that I've already thought of two or three ways to kill you. Keep that in mind.

Then, there's the leeches. The people that don't want to let go. I swear sometimes I think some of these people's next step is kissing me. You're a stranger, this is a fromal greeting. It doesn't mean I want to hold your hand.

Then, and these are the worst of them all, there's the fish-hands. You know what I'm talking about. It's like shakings hands with a freshly killed corpse. Rule 1: If your shake hands like this you're a girl. Rule 2: If you shake hands like this and you're a guy, see Rule 1. To them I say this: You're not fragile, sweet-cheeks, put a little umph into it.

I see why after thousands of years the Chinese culture said "Eh, screw it, we'll just bow."

Glad to hear I'm not the only one on the sunglasses. "Centurion for Emperor"- I like that. I'm gonna go make bumper stickers.

texaschickeee · Seductively Sassy

im a girl that shakes with confidence, not like a fish

and im not buying a bumpersticker. now if you give them out here, ill take 1. (and only one.)

(and why would anyone want to make out with you when they first meet you? do you meet alot of drunks? j/k

trust me I know about the leaches and the fish. I really dont extend my hnd to others unless i HAVE to.

and i dont shake hands very often. (i have that prell stuff on my desk- i use it everytime I shake)

zap · texaschickeee translator

Oh....how about the chick that shakes like a fish and THEN tells you that YOU HAVE A WEAK SHAKE....... (for those interested...I did not take the bait and tell her that was because I was afraid of CRUSHING her slimy 11 year-old-esk hand)

-- Edited by zap at 19:13, 2006-02-19

texaschickeee · Seductively Sassy

sure.

zap · texaschickeee translator

texaschickeee wrote:

sure.

*nodding* uhuh!

CTR man · Sweetypeach

Centurion44 wrote:

I thought of another thing that pisses me off: People that put to much or too little effort into a handshake. First, there are the crushers. The people that want to squeeze your hand until your fingers pop off. Look, dillholes, maybe your stronger than me, maybe your not. But when you grab my hand like that I've already thought of two or three ways to kill you. Keep that in mind.

I guess they don't know you're in LE. You have to keep on top of those things and always be on your guard.

Then, there's the leeches. The people that don't want to let go. I swear sometimes I think some of these people's next step is kissing me. You're a stranger, this is a fromal greeting. It doesn't mean I want to hold your hand. Then, and these are the worst of them all, there's the fish-hands. You know what I'm talking about. It's like shakings hands with a freshly killed corpse. Rule 1: If your shake hands like this you're a girl. Rule 2: If you shake hands like this and you're a guy, see Rule 1. To them I say this: You're not fragile, sweet-cheeks, put a little umph into it.

I' ve known girls who shake hands better than this. Maybe they're all just a bunch of wimps.

-- Edited by CTR man at 00:32, 2006-02-20

Kittylynn · Sim-Kitty

I don't like guys that try to shake a girls hand like that!

My hand won't break if you shake it firmly, and I'm not likely to break your hand either! Show a little respect and SHAKE my hand not take my fingertips with your fingertips and wiggle them! If a guy takes my fingertips he better be trying to kiss my hand, not doing the wimpy shake thing!

Thats just my opinion though!

Centurion44 · charges-like-rhino

CTR man wrote:

I guess they don't know you're in LE. You have to keep on top of those things and always be on your guard.

Yeah, usually the crushers I run into when I'm off duty. Out of uniform I try to appear pretty unassuming. I don't like "looking like a cop" when I'm not getting paid. I've been moderately successful. I was cashing a part time job check in a local supermarket the other day and the manager cashing it asked if I worked at the bowling alley- I told him yeah (which was true since that was what my part time gig was).

KatScratch · Bad kitty....in the best possible way

Kittylynn wrote:

Show a little respect and SHAKE my hand not take my fingertips with your fingertips and wiggle them! If a guy takes my fingertips he better be trying to kiss my hand, not doing the wimpy shake thing! Thats just my opinion though!

I never understood that "wiggle the fingertips" thing either

When did that become a form of a hand shake?????

eltsacon · I have seen USofA's big balls

No, No, NO! The ALL TIME stupidest "thing" that was started and still done,,,,,,,,,, "WEARING PAINTS THAT HANG DOWN TO YOUR MID THIGH!!!! Now I am for personal looks and standing out, but I swear when I see somebody doing that I just want to shoot them and make the world a better place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

zap · texaschickeee translator

Maybe I'm just old...but I cant figure out how to get pants the right size that look like that...

I mean do you go up to the walmart clerk and ask for a pair of 1/2 or 3/4 crack pants?

KatScratch · Bad kitty....in the best possible way

zap wrote:

Maybe I'm just old...but I cant figure out how to get pants the right size that look like that... I mean do you go up to the walmart clerk and ask for a pair of 1/2 or 3/4 crack pants?

Hip huggers are one thing, but the "plumber" pants....

I think Walmart even has a "plumbing" section....LOL

Date: Feb 20, 2006

Kittylynn wrote:

I don't like guys that try to shake a girls hand like that! My hand won't break if you shake it firmly, and I'm not likely to break your hand either! Show a little respect and SHAKE my hand not take my fingertips with your fingertips and wiggle them! If a guy takes my fingertips he better be trying to kiss my hand, not doing the wimpy shake thing! Thats just my opinion though!

2 rounds of !

CTR man · Sweetypeach

eltsacon wrote:

No, No, NO! The ALL TIME stupidest "thing" that was started and still done,,,,,,,,,, "WEARING PANTS THAT HANG DOWN TO YOUR MID THIGH!!!! Now I am for personal looks and standing out, but I swear when I see somebody doing that I just want to shoot them and make the world a better place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've heard that this fad started out in the ghettos and the prisons. The homies would wear their pants this way to imply that they were available for sex. (buttfucking) Sometimes they would wear boxer shorts up to their waist to cover up, sometimes not. All in all I think it is pretty disgusting. You can thank the rap culture for that one. I think they popularized it. I could be wrong.

eltsacon · I have seen USofA's big balls

LOL, good, next time I see an idiot doing that I will ask him if he want's buttf**ked, since that's what it means. LOL

-- Edited by eltsacon at 20:07, 2006-02-20