3 guys in the bar.... they make a bet to see how long each can make their significant other moan after sex.
The next day they meet up and vow to be honest.
1st guy "she was moaning for 10 minutes after I was done"
2nd guy "She moaned and groaned for a HOUR!"
3rd guy still eating his dinner.......they ask...so he tells.
"She was still moaning and complaining and screaming this morning..."
HOW did you do THAT they want to know...
3rd guy...."easy...I wiped myself off on the new curtains when I was finished"
"The life given us by nature is short; but the memory of a well-spent life is eternal." -Cicero
thats bad. but true