One night this guy goes out, gets totally wasted. Wakes up the next morning, and doesn'tt remember anything about the night before. He goes to his bathroom for the morning urination and discovers a pink color encircling his 'member, and a brown color encircling his 'member' as well. Scared to death, he calls his Dr. and gets an appointment.  The Dr comes into the room after a series of tests and says, "I got good news, and I got bad news".

"The good news is, you must have had a helluva time, because the pink around your 'member' is lipstick" The guy says, "that is great!!"

The Dr. says, "The bad news is, the brown is copenhagen!!"