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Toothpick

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Killing something and not filling it up


What I fuckin hate about people is taking the last thing of something such as toilet paper food, BEER, anything that you may use daily. If your that fuckin lazy to refill something, you need help. 


My roommate sits down to take a shit, and he uses all the toilet paper and he gets another one but doesn't put one back on the roll.  URGG. Why are people so fuckin stupid. 



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Toby for your sake I hope you get into the academy.

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That may be my last resort is getting into the academy.



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i can understand taking the last piece of food being hungery, drinking the last beer knowing Im going to the store in a minute...


 


but to take a SHIT


and not replace...


 


thats just crappy.


and isnt he the one thats afriad of soap and water?????????????????????


 



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ok...slightly off topic....


 


But why is it that when I was married I had to buy one of those HUGE friggin bundles of TP every week or so....


yet now that I live by myself a ROLL lasts like a month and a half (unless I have a head cold)


 




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zap wrote:


ok...slightly off topic....   But why is it that when I was married I had to buy one of those HUGE friggin bundles of TP every week or so.... yet now that I live by myself a ROLL lasts like a month and a half (unless I have a head cold)  


its a female thing 


 



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i can understand taking the last piece of food being hungery, drinking the last beer knowing Im going to the store in a minute...   but to take a SHIT and not replace...   thats just crappy. and isnt he the one thats afriad of soap and water?????????????????????  

Fuck, he is scared of getting off the couch and doing some physical work. 

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zap wrote:


ok...slightly off topic....   But why is it that when I was married I had to buy one of those HUGE friggin bundles of TP every week or so.... yet now that I live by myself a ROLL lasts like a month and a half (unless I have a head cold)  

I don't understand this, ladies needs a whole roll to whip a little bit piss off themselves and the rain forest.  But if needed we can use about 10 sheets for a massive shit. 

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Toby101 wrote:


 If your that fuckin lazy to refill something, you need help.  My roommate sits down to take a shit, and he uses all the toilet paper and he gets another one but doesn't put one back on the roll.  URGG. Why are people so fuckin stupid. 


Dont't feel too bad.  My wife does this all the time.  She also doesn't put the clothes away after doing the laundry.  Just leaves them in laundry baskets in the bedroom.  Sometimes one just has to bite the bullet and do the job themselves.  Some people are just lazy or just don't care.


 



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Toby101 wrote:


texaschickeee wrote: i can understand taking the last piece of food being hungery, drinking the last beer knowing Im going to the store in a minute...   but to take a SHIT and not replace...   thats just crappy. and isnt he the one thats afriad of soap and water?????????????????????   Fuck, he is scared of getting off the couch and doing some physical work. 


 


That is so wrong.  How does he pay his share of the bills if he doesn't work?  Mommy and Daddy? 



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Toby101 wrote:


I don't understand this, ladies needs a whole roll to whip a little bit piss off themselves and the rain forest.  But if needed we can use about 10 sheets for a massive shit. 

Haven't you noticed?  We have a lot more nooks and crannies to cleanse.

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Toby101 wrote: I don't understand this, ladies needs a whole roll to whip a little bit piss off themselves and the rain forest.  But if needed we can use about 10 sheets for a massive shit.  Haven't you noticed?  We have a lot more nooks and crannies to cleanse.

LMAO I was so just gonna post that lol

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And I've found most of them, still looking for a few more!

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My husband is an engineer and works on multi-million dollar machines usually everyday. He can build  computers, set up a home network/DVR system that runs on Xbox 360.....he has even built a video game.   But, I am convinced it is just too difficult to replace a roll of toilet paper. 


 I have gotten over his drawers and socks  on the floor....no need to fight over that. He doesnt always leave wet towels on the floor. ...but HE NEVER PUTS T.P. in the right place...he knows how to put it on top of the rolly thing, but thats it.....and that only if he runs out and gets up to get it. If he uses the last bit and I dont notice until after I have done my business.....I am SOL. My daughter helps me out with that if she is around.       


 


Thanks for the venting time.



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Seductively Sassy

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Toby said...


I don't understand this, ladies needs a whole roll to whip a little bit piss off themselves and the rain forest.  But if needed we can use about 10 sheets for a massive shit. 



I said it before and Ill restate it now. its a ladies thing.


Angelfire said...


havent you noticed that we have more nooks and cranies?


 


again, like AF said...


ITS A LADIES THING


I buy 2 24 packs of the mega stuff and it last me months.


but I use about a roll every(non mega) in about two or three days.


 


roll ith it coming off UNDER


(I see new flams coming out)



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Roll it off the top.

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roll ith it coming off UNDER


 


Nope....why we don't put it on...we will have to change it after YOU put it on WRONG anyway


 


 


 


 


 



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I have a thing about NOT putting my toilet paper on a roll-holder.   I just CANT.  I have to be able to hold the roll.


PS.   I'm weird  



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Jellybean400 wrote:


I have a thing about NOT putting my toilet paper on a roll-holder.   I just CANT.  I have to be able to hold the roll. PS.   I'm weird  

Maybe thats my wifes problem.  You're right, it must be a female thing.

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Hey Toby,


You had to have heard about this.... http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11471503/



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Men dont use as much toilet paper because they only have  one hole to clean and most men dont do that very well, which explains wives comaplining about skid marks that regular washing does not take out many times.  


 . Females must be meticulous in hygeine in that area because we are more prone to urinary tract infections that can be caused by residual fecal matter entering our system. Our urethra is very close to the vahinal opening making it quite easy for UTI's


Men are simply dont kow how to wipe theri butts and can survive on one roll of toilet paper for 2 weeks.



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