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KatScratch


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OK, my sister gave me one more idea (smack me later), it's called Pass the Present. Ok so the person above you will have left a present for you, you say what it does to you or what you do with it (or both) and then leave a present for the person below you
 
example:
 
Poster 1:I leave a box of angry bees
 
Poster 2: The bees sting me but I make delicious honey
 
Here goes.


I leave a box of glow in the dark condoms.



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I leave a box of glow in the dark condoms.


that i use to see my way around bittercups blackhole



i leave a tube of lube and a blow-up doll

-- Edited by MP_handler at 14:05, 2006-01-31

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i leave a tube of lube and a blow-up doll-- Edited by MP_handler at 14:05, 2006-01-31

i use the tube of lube for me and give toby the  blow up doll so he will leave me alone .


 


I leave a whip and a bottle of emotion lotion


 


 



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KatScratch


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I leave a whip and a bottle of emotion lotion    

I lather up my hubby with the motion lotion and whip his butt into gear, getting all I can.


I leave handcuffs and bolt cutters.



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KatScratch wrote:

. I leave handcuffs and bolt cutters.

I hand cuff hubby again and  get on  well use your imagination I hide the bolt cutters  hehehehe...


 


 i leave a hot tub and  stawberries covered with chocolate



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So my man and I can do the wild thing in the hottub and eat chocolate covered strawberries afterwards.


 


I leave eatible panties and 2 dildos



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.   I leave eatible panties and 2 dildos

I take those panties and use them with hubby then i give the 2 dildos to toby so he doesnt dissapoint his date..


 


I leave  a bottle of wine spritzer and  a single rose



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   I leave eatible panties and 2 dildos

I tell hubby it's snack time and send the 2 dildos to my sister for her birthday.


I leave 2 tickets to a private beach.



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I like PCW's better, run with her post!

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KatScratch wrote:

 I leave 2 tickets to a private beach.

woot woot I take those tickets go with my hubby and we boink on the beach at night under the full moon..


 


I leave 2 passes to the private day spa



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I leave 2 passes to the private day spa

I grab my buddy missy and we run away from our kids for the day!!!!!


I leave candles and a room key to the penthouse suite.



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KatScratch wrote:

I leave candles and a room key to the penthouse suite.

muahahah i  get my freak on and i mean freak sends you flowers for the great time i had with hubby lol


I leave  a hot bubble bath and  romance music



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 I leave  a hot bubble bath and  romance music

I slip into the bubble bath, kick on the romantic music and wait for my hubby to join me.....Oh, that's just my fantasy.....LOL reality is he never shows and I get out of the tub looking like a wrinkled raisen!


I leave a warm fire and a bear skin rug.



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 I leave a warm fire and a bear skin rug.

I lay on the beear skin rug infront of the fire and make love to my hubby like never before   and  never stop we enjoy the moment.... gosh darn it i was daydreaming again...


 


I leave a set of tickets to Italy and  a set for the lovely giannia (hotel) the best that they have



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proudcowife wrote:

I leave a set of tickets to Italy and  a set for the lovely giannia (hotel) the best that they have



Since a "set" could be any number, I take everyone from The Other Place and we have a big ol' party.


I leave a feather

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Buttercup wrote:

proudcowife wrote: I leave a set of tickets to Italy and  a set for the lovely giannia (hotel) the best that they have Since a "set" could be any number, I take everyone from The Other Place and we have a big ol' party. I leave a feather

woot woot I uv you butter lol italy here i come muahahaha


 


With this feather i take it from my hubbys head to toes and other places arousing him to the point of  no return....


 


I leave behind a single rose


 



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proudcowife wrote:

I leave behind a single rose  

I give the rose to ButterCup for takin us all to Italy!!!!!


I leave a box of chocolates.



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KatScratch wrote:

I leave a box of chocolates.

I  take that box of  chocolate and eat it all mmmmmmmmm


 


I leave the keys to a new BMW



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I leave the keys to a new BMW

I cruise all night long from party to party until I am so drunk I have to call the hubby to take me home. The car gets left behind and impounded......


I leave behind a case of rum and a 12pk of coke.



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KatScratch wrote:

proudcowife wrote: I leave the keys to a new BMW I cruise all night long from party to party until I am so drunk I have to call the hubby to take me home. The car gets left behind and impounded...... I leave behind a case of rum and a 12pk of coke.

I trade it in for some tequila and other margarita ingredients, and take them to a party where I smack the crap out of a pinata.


I leave behind a dog collar.



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 I leave behind a dog collar.

which I take home and slap on the hubby and tie him to the bed, where he stays...waiting for me to get home!


I leave behind a pair of boots with spurs.



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KatScratch wrote:

 I leave behind a pair of boots with spurs.

I take those boots andd spurs and i make sure toby knows i am his master lol...


I leave behind  ice cream and all the toppings



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I make a hot fudge sundae and share it with the next poster.


I leave a video camera.

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Buttercup wrote:

proudcowife wrote: I make a hot fudge sundae and share it with the next poster. I leave a video camera.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm luvs buttercup for that..


I take that video camera and make a video or 2 or 3 or 5 with my hubby...


 


I leave behind a dog chain



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I attach dog chain to Toby and stake it in the ground to give him a time out for bothering ProudCOwife so much.  or to let her do with him as she wishes.


 


I leave two bottles of champagne and a private session for two with a professional masseuse.



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I attach dog chain to Toby and stake it in the ground to give him a time out for bothering ProudCOwife so much.  or to let her do with him as she wishes.   I leave two bottles of champagne and a private session for two with a professional masseuse.-- Edited by CTR man at 01:04, 2006-02-02

Muahahah I like that lol I would make him beg lol.


 


I take that champagne and the private sessions  for two and I take CTR with me because he left me those things muahahahahha


I leave behind 2  tickets to an exotic cruise



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 I leave behind 2  tickets to an exotic cruise

I sell the tickets to my bud cause I don't do boats. I get a plane ticket to Hawaii instead so hubby and I can max and relax in a tropical paradise!!!!!


I leave behind warm caramel sause and whip cream



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KatScratch wrote:

I leave behind warm caramel sause and whip cream

I take that carmel and whip cream mix it togethe and eat it all lol


I leave behind Vin diesals phone number



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I leave behind Vin diesals phone number


I snatch that baby up and call him ASAP....


I leave behind 2 hot male massuses (guys who give massages...I can't spell!).



-- Edited by KatScratch at 16:16, 2006-02-02

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KatScratch wrote:

I leave behind 2 hot male massuses (guys who give massages...I can't spell!). -- Edited by KatScratch at 16:16, 2006-02-02



I take those two hot masseurs and let give me the best full body rub in the world, happy ending included.


I leave behind a monkey.

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