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KatScratch


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My sister told me about this game...sounded cool.


The rules are this: You make a wish, and the next person tries to twist that wish, warping what you recieve, before posting his/her own wish to be twisted and granted. (Example: Poster A: I wish that I didn't have to sleep. Poster B: Granted. You now have permanent insomnia, and you suffer due to your inability to sleep. I wish that I had a bajillion gold pieces!)


I wish I could be invisable.



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 I wish I could be invisable.

Granted  you will now been seen by all... you will not ever beable to hide from anyones site ever again.


 


I wish that I could swim the ocean



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KatScratch


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  I wish that I could swim the ocean


Granted. you can swim in the ocean with your new webfeet and gills, sorry you won't be able to return to dry land....


I wish I had a chocolate chip cookie right now.



-- Edited by KatScratch at 15:14, 2006-01-31

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.. I wish I had a chocolate chip cookie right now.-- Edited by KatScratch at 15:14, 2006-01-31

Wish Granted : you get that cookie but you shall never beable to taste the cookie eat all you want they lose there flavor at your lips..


 


I wish for stuart townsend muahahahaha



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I wish for stuart townsend muahahahaha

Granted. Stuart knocks at your door and you let him in. Unfortuantely your sex drive just took a road trip and all you can do is ingage in conversation.


I wish I had a roll of $100 bills.



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Wish Granted:


 


Stuart Townsend is going to boink you all night.


 


I wish I had some chocolate covered bananas and champagne



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Wish Granted:   Stuart Townsend is going to boink you all night.  


 


WOOOHOO i like that one  but kat replied to  that sucks lol...


wish granted cat but the money goies from you to base ball to buy her chocolate coverd bananas and champagne


 


I wish  to be bitten hard on my neck while doing stuart lol



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 I wish  to be bitten hard on my neck while doing stuart lol

Granted. and the hicky never wears off!


I wish I had a corevett.



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KatScratch wrote:

proudcowife wrote:  I wish  to be bitten hard on my neck while doing stuart lol Granted. and the hicky never wears off! I wish I had a corevett.

 Hicky lol oh no i want it to hurt an dbleed  lol no sucking just biteing lol


 


Wish granted i  give you the corvette with no engine ....


I wish  for hot sex now lol



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Wish granted i  give you the corvette with no engine .... I wish  for hot sex now lol

no engine..... Oh well I cn still have sex in my driveway!


Wish granted here comes Stuart for round 2. He wisks you away to Hawii so you can do it beside the erupting volcano...(hot enough?)


I wish for romance for a change. 



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 Wish granted here comes Stuart for round 2. He wisks you away to Hawii so you can do it beside the erupting volcano...(hot enough?) I wish for romance for a change. 

loves my wish lol except my got i will burn alive lol


 Wish Granted  you will have romance every single day he will hiss the ground that you walk on .. he will make you breakfast everyday and serve you in bed... he will then draw you a  hot bubble bath and  make love to you  like you have never had before afeta llobg day he wuill rub your back as you fall asleep in his arms.


I wish  to meet the members of H.I.M.



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Wish Granted  you will have romance every single day he will hiss the ground that you walk on .. he will make you breakfast everyday and serve you in bed... he will then draw you a  hot bubble bath and  make love to you  like you have never had before afeta llobg day he wuill rub your back as you fall asleep in his arms. I wish  to meet the members of H.I.M.

woo hoo! Gonna make the hubby read that!


Wish granted and they must obey your every command as well as do all the things you listed above!


I wish for a vacation far away from snow!



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KatScratch wrote:


 I wish for a vacation far away from snow!


 


Wish granted i give you your vacation  to a beautiful Mediterranean Island  but your roommate id Bodie lol
I wish  to make Toby  My B*tch lol forever lol hehehehehe



-- Edited by proudcowife at 16:43, 2006-01-31

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I wish  to make Toby  My B*tch lol forever lol hehehehehe-- Edited by proudcowife at 16:43, 2006-01-31

wish granted. Toby is your bithc and everything else. your both insepartable.


I wish I had a steak dinner with baked potoato and salad. (the whole nine yards)



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texaschickeee wrote:

I wish I had a steak dinner with baked potoato and salad. (the whole nine yards)



Wish granted, but the steak is actually cat.


I wish I could see MP wearing short shorts with suspenders and singing "wake me up before you go-go"

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Buttercup wrote:

. I wish I could see MP wearing short shorts with suspenders and singing "wake me up before you go-go"

wish granted  he will be in neon spandex short shorts with bright yellow suspenders with a richard simmons shirt on singing for you day in and day out for the rest of youyr life never able to clean or change his clothes.


 


I wish  for my very own cabana boy lol



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proudcowife wrote:

Buttercup wrote: . I wish I could see MP wearing short shorts with suspenders and singing "wake me up before you go-go" wish granted  he will be in neon spandex short shorts with bright yellow suspenders with a richard simmons shirt on singing for you day in and day out for the rest of youyr life never able to clean or change his clothes.   I wish  for my very own cabana boy lol

 


Wish granted but cabana boy turns out to be Toby wishing to spy on you.


 


I wish for endless days and nights of hot, raw, steamy sex.



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MP5 wrote:

I wish for endless days and nights of hot, raw, steamy sex.



Wish granted, but your playmate is a transvestite.


I wish for a strong, sexy guy to give me a sensual body massage in a private oceanfront open-air room.

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. I wish for a strong, sexy guy to give me a sensual body massage in a private oceanfront open-air room.

Wish granted but  you will get beer goggles because the guy is bodie ...


 


I wish to have the "Rock" Dwayne Johnson  as my  cleaning man.



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I wish to have the "Rock" Dwayne Johnson  as my  cleaning man.


Wish granted, but as he arrives he says, "Oops, sorry - I meant to go to Buttercup's house."


I wish for a man with good hands to stroke my hair as I go to sleep.

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Buttercup wrote:

"Oops, sorry - I meant to go to Buttercup's house." I wish for a man with good hands to stroke my hair as I go to sleep.

ouch thats just wrong  lol


 wish granted  you will have a man stroke your hair as you  go to sleep he will be over weight who doesnt shower and has lice.


I wish to see the "Rock " Naked  on my bed muahahaha



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ouch thats just wrong  lol
 wish granted  you will have a man stroke your hair as you  go to sleep he will be over weight who doesnt shower and has lice.
I wish to see the "Rock " Naked  on my bed muahahaha


haha...doesn't shower and has lice? cpe on, if i wanted MP to do it, i would have said so

Wish granted but you'll only see a picture of him naked on your bed

I wish to be lying on a sunny beach with a sexy waiter bringing me a margarita.

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 I wish to be lying on a sunny beach with a sexy waiter bringing me a margarita.

wish granted only he will be hitting on the guy sitting next to you.


I wish  that i had  my back rubbed by the rock in the buff



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I wish  that i had  my back rubbed by the rock in the buff

Wish granted. You're in the buff with a rock on your back. The rock has little hands attatched rubbin you!


I wish i could have Vin Deisel for one night of steamy sex.



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: I wish i could have Vin Deisel for one night of steamy sex.

wish granted you will have the best sexual experience of your life only you will wake up to a man named Bubba


 


I wish to see Toby in a dress and  sexified lol



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Wish granted, but it's your dress and he looks better than you do.


I wish that MP would give me a pedicure while Photo gives me a manicure.

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Wish granted, but it's your dress and he looks better than you do. I wish that MP would give me a pedicure while Photo gives me a manicure.

LMBO hehehehe


 


Wish granted  except they paint your finger and toe nails Hooker red ...


I wish to have a never ending supply of hersheys frebch vanilla hotcocoa



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I wish to have a never ending supply of hersheys frebch vanilla hotcocoa



Wish granted, but they forgot to put the sugar in it.


I wish I had a houseboy.

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I wish to have a never ending supply of hersheys frebch vanilla hotcocoa Wish granted, but they forgot to put the sugar in it. I wish I had a houseboy.

damn you damn you lol errrr needs sugar  your killing me lol


 


Wish granted you have a house boy  but he will be as annoying as steven urkle abd he will smell like  sewer system.


 


I wish  to be held and cuddled by my hubby tonight


 


 



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proudcowife wrote:

  I wish  to be held and cuddled by my hubby tonight    

You are going to kill me but you left yourself wide open and I couldn't resist.


Granted but when you wake from dreamland you discover Toby next to you and wonder just who exactly were you with last night.


I wish that I never had to go to work again.



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