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Buttercup


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Things to do at Wal-Mart:


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples
carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in housewares ..... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and
pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he
knows where the anti- depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the
"Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say
"PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume
the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

( And last, but not least!)

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while;
and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

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KatScratch


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ROFLMAO.....that is too funny! Loved it, just loved it! Made me think of this guy I saw picking his crack in the electronics dept. last week, you know that was caught on film! 

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Hahahahaha, I was in the Customer Service line at Target once, and there was a guy bent over the counter.....there was so much crack, I couldn't believe it.  He kept scratching at it, and just as with what you saw, you know this was caught on film! I had tears in my eyes from stifling my laughter.

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Imagine that job....watching the security cams....oh the priceless moments! I wonder if they copy it and take it home for entertainment when nothing is on cable????

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i try to boycot walmart

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MP_handler wrote:

i try to boycot walmart
So do I.....I may have to drive 30 miles to find another store...but sometimes it is worth it!

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I agree, Wal-Mart is my last resort emergency store.

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I would have to say, I would go to Wal-Mart and walk in the door again and again and listen to the greeter say Welcome to WAAHHHMAAAHT. I know this is terrible but she's in a chair and "not all there" if you know what I mean.......(i'm going to hell for this one.)

-- Edited by Pacman at 20:21, 2006-01-31

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