The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
"Hello."
"Is your daddy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, "No."
Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"
"Yes."
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked "Is anybody else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy", whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked,"What is that noise?"
"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now truly alarmed. In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."
Alarmed, concerned, and even more than just a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle:
haha, thats a good one..reminds me of somthing i did when i was 4..
i escaped the evil clutches of my mom's control and decided to explore the outside world beyond the front yard. i found myself down the street in a nieghbores yard which had a realy nice looking fountain in his front yard. it was begging me go in and take a dip to cool off so naturaly i did. but i knew better to get my clothes wet so i took them off and went for a dip in the lovely fountain. it turns out i wasnt welcomed by the nieghbor as he came out and said in complete astonishment "hey what are you doing here in my fountain without your clothes on? get out of here or i'm calling the police." i panicked and ran down the street scared out of my mind and started to cry becouse i forgot my clothes. i got even more scared when a old lady tried to get me to come to her as i'm sure she was concerned that a naked little boy was running down the street crying. i ended up in a chinese restaurant called "the dragon pearl." when walked in someone asked me "are all the police cars outside looking for you?" i said "yes becouse i went swimming in a tiny pool becouse it's hot outside."
dont be shocked bittercp, you were with me the other night steaking through the monkey exhibit at the zoo. remember? it was your idea after all
yes, i know it was my idea to go to he zoo, but you were the one who decided that we should be closer to nature and get rid of our clothes...don't blame that on me again
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dont be shocked bittercp, you were with me the other night steaking through the monkey exhibit at the zoo. remember? it was your idea after all
yes, i know it was my idea to go to he zoo, but you were the one who decided that we should be closer to nature and get rid of our clothes...don't blame that on me again
oh whatever, it was your idea. you had the masks and the monkey musk sprayed all over you to attract the male monkeys.
dont be shocked bittercp, you were with me the other night steaking through the monkey exhibit at the zoo. remember? it was your idea after all
yes, i know it was my idea to go to he zoo, but you were the one who decided that we should be closer to nature and get rid of our clothes...don't blame that on me again
oh whatever, it was your idea. you had the masks and the monkey musk sprayed all over you to attract the male monkeys.
i must have used your "old monkey spice" by accident, then. no wonder you wouldn't leave me alone.
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oh yes, you must always satisfy the monkey. Strong and Beautiful smells like a monkey
i must have used your "old monkey spice" by accident, then. no wonder you wouldn't leave me alone.
it was premeditated and you know it
so you're trying to say that you switched my perfume with your "old monkey spice?" you didn't have to resort to those tactics, you could have just asked.
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oh yes, you must always satisfy the monkey. Strong and Beautiful smells like a monkey
MP_handler wrote: haha, you can twist the story around all you want but we both know the truth
okay, you got me, i confess......it was premeditated. i was just so overcome by pure animal lust for you because, as you know, you are all that is man. i know that the monkeys get you all hot and bothered, so when you suggested that we run naked through the zoo, i saw that as my opportunity. i had to wear the mask and the monkey musk to be sure that you'd last all night for a change and i wouldn't be disappointed again.
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oh yes, you must always satisfy the monkey. Strong and Beautiful smells like a monkey
Buttercup wrote: MP_handler wrote: haha, you can twist the story around all you want but we both know the truth
okay, you got me, i confess......it was premeditated. i was just so overcome by pure animal lust for you because, as you know, you are all that is man. i know that the monkeys get you all hot and bothered, so when you suggested that we run naked through the zoo, i saw that as my opportunity. i had to wear the mask and the monkey musk to be sure that you'd last all night for a change and i wouldn't be disappointed again.
thats not entirly true now is it? i ended up being your bitch boy around the house for a few days becouse you kept complaining you were to sore down there to get out of bed. oh well thats fine.
MP_handler wrote: haha, you can twist the story around all you want but we both know the truth
okay, you got me, i confess......it was premeditated. i was just so overcome by pure animal lust for you because, as you know, you are all that is man. i know that the monkeys get you all hot and bothered, so when you suggested that we run naked through the zoo, i saw that as my opportunity. i had to wear the mask and the monkey musk to be sure that you'd last all night for a change and i wouldn't be disappointed again.
thats not entirly true now is it? i ended up being your bitch boy around the house for a few days becouse you kept complaining you were to sore down there to get out of bed. oh well thats fine.
Monkey Cup
you just keep pulling these confessions out of me tonight....i wasn't too sore to get out of bed, i just told you that because i wanted to watch you be my bitch boy around the house.....i like the way you shake the fringe on your gold thong.
bitchboy monkey
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oh whatever, we both know the truth about you and the monkeys.
yeah yeah, you can convince other people to believe you are normal.
and by the way, it was not a gold thong. it was tangerine, remember?
one of us is certainly not normal. and you're right, i am sorry...it was tangerine. hey, next time will you wear the red sparkly one? pretty please? you don't have to wear the thigh high boots this time, i promise.
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one of us is certainly not normal. and you're right, i am sorry...it was tangerine. hey, next time will you wear the red sparkly one? pretty please? you don't have to wear the thigh high boots this time, i promise.
haha, you are so wrong about the thigh high boots, they were hip wadders. only becouse of the huge puddle you created on the mattres, not that i'm complaining or anything. but next time dont hide the snorkle please
MP_handler wrote: one of us is certainly not normal. and you're right, i am sorry...it was tangerine. hey, next time will you wear the red sparkly one? pretty please? you don't have to wear the thigh high boots this time, i promise.
haha, you are so wrong about the thigh high boots, they were hip wadders. only becouse of the huge puddle you created on the mattres, not that i'm complaining or anything. but next time dont hide the snorkle please
the next time, don't suggest playing hide-the-snorkel. you know perfectly well where i hid it. i'm surprised you took it so easily.
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oh yes, you must always satisfy the monkey. Strong and Beautiful smells like a monkey