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deputy dinosaur


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I don't have any kids so my animals are my kids.


Does this pertain to anyone else?


You know you love dogs when...


You have a kiddie wading pool in the yard, but no small children.


You have baby gates permanently installed at strategic places around the house, but no babies.


The trash basket is more or less permanently installed in the kitchen sink, to keep the dog out of it while you're at work.


You can't see out the passenger side of the windshield because there are nose prints all over the inside.


Poop has become a source of conversation for you and your significant other.


You refer to yourselves as Mommy and Daddy.


Your dog sleeps with you...and you kiss em goodnight.


You have 32 different names for your dog.  Most make no sense, but they understand.


Your dog eats cat poop, but you still let em kiss you, but not immediately afterward of course.


You like people who like your dog.  You despise people who don't.


You carry dog biscuts in your purse or pocket at all times.


You talk about your dog the way other people talk about their kid.


You sign and send birthday/Christmas cards from your dog.


You put an extra blanket on the bed so your dog can be comfortable.


You rather stay at home and cuddle with your dog than go out.


You open your purse and a big bunch of baggies you use for pick-ups pops out.


You get an extra-long hose on your shower massage just so you can use it to wash your dog in the tub.


You have given them people food from your dinner plate / fork.


Did I leave anything out?


 



-- Edited by deputy dinosaur at 18:24, 2006-01-18

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Oh..... I can relate with ya... I have a German Shepperd and I just rescued a Katernia pup and they both sleep with me.  I leave my back seats of my SUV down all the time for the dogs.  There are also dog toys all over the house and I at time find them in the middle of the night in the bed.  And they don't like it when my b/f's home because they have to sleep on their blanket on the floor....  They are alot of company and I would not trade them for the world.  Yesterday I was at a traffic light feeding my dog french fries over my shoulder.  The guy in the truck beside me rolled down his window wanting to know if he were for sale.  Nope, that's my baby....

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I spent the better part of 4 hours today giving my 3 house dogs a bath,I should post this in the pissed off forum,vacumed their Doggie Beds,washed 4 loads of blankets,comforter and towels, brushed them down,which they hate! fed them treats and the Good stuff (Alpo can food).Mama Demus is half begal and mix weighs in at 35 pounds and hunkers down on the floor when the word (Bath) is mentioned and is actually good in the Tub.Angel (The Buddy Dog) is very sweet and playful another mixed breed,however displays a hateful side when bathed,Ladybug my Jack Russel Terrier  obeys and is so easy to be around until she gets to itching.My wife calls her the Itchy Bitch!We have a Doggie Door to backyard so they come and go its a fenced in area.They are my Security Guards and give everybody else they don't know Hell! Oh yeah I have a outside 12 yr old cat (Bows)

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BoHunk wrote:

I spent the better part of 4 hours today giving my 3 house dogs a bath,I should post this in the pissed off forum,vacumed their Doggie Beds,washed 4 loads of blankets,comforter and towels, brushed them down,which they hate! fed them treats and the Good stuff (Alpo can food).Mama Demus is half begal and mix weighs in at 35 pounds and hunkers down on the floor when the word (Bath) is mentioned and is actually good in the Tub.Angel (The Buddy Dog) is very sweet and playful another mixed breed,however displays a hateful side when bathed,Ladybug my Jack Russel Terrier  obeys and is so easy to be around until she gets to itching.My wife calls her the Itchy Bitch!We have a Doggie Door to backyard so they come and go its a fenced in area.They are my Security Guards and give everybody else they don't know Hell! Oh yeah I have a outside 12 yr old cat (Bows)
  I think I do more "doggie" laundry than people laundry.

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Deputy....


I have two cats and a cat that barks.


I have alot of what you say you have.


my animals are my kids. <y mom even buys them gifts at chrstmas. I would lose a guy that tried to come between my animals and me.



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Deputy.....


check the photo sections.


hope ya post there too.



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Rocky is the Shepperd and Harley is the pup....




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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw\


 


 


I love 'em.. they cuddle nicely.



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I'm right there with you deputy.


I have to post some pics as soon a I can scan some.


 


 



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I have kids, but the pets are my kids too. They have toys and beds, and I do doggie laundry too!!! LOL (and I thought I was weird....not any more) Hell, I prefer my dogs to people most of the time!



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Hell you described my house to a tee. I bought this house solely for the comfort of the animals. Just wish they would get a job to help with the payment. Really one does have a job and I am her driver since she cannot read a map. Best partner that I have ever had.

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MP5 wrote:

Hell you described my house to a tee. I bought this house solely for the comfort of the animals. Just wish they would get a job to help with the payment. Really one does have a job and I am her driver since she cannot read a map. Best partner that I have ever had.

Does he buy you lunch every now and then to?



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laboo wrote:

Rocky is the Shepperd and Harley is the pup....

 


 


Awwwwwwwwwwwww your dogs are so cute. I miss having a dog. I had to put my Shasta baby to sleep because she had cancer. Aww crap now I am going to cry.



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Hey BBB,  sorry to hear about your dog ......  I have had Rocky, March will be 2 yrs.  He is a rescue dog and has had alot of health problems.  If I had not gotten him when I did I am sure he would not have made it.  I did not know that when I got him that he was sick.  When I found out he was sick I was told to bring him back and they would give me another dog.  I did not have the heart to give him back knowing the problems he had.  I felt like it was my duty to help him and give him a chance......I felt if I took him back I would be leaving him for dead...He is a great dog that loves kids, he is very laid back, happy, goes just about every where with me and is a great friend...

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Rocky is the Shepperd and Harley is the pup....


 


Rocky looks a LOT like my Merlin.......


 


I miss those guys....dogs and cats stayed when I had to leave 



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sorry Zap!!! I know it must be hard.....


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 



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still trying to find a good pic of my dog, but here is one of my cats that thinks it is part dog....fetches and everything!


http://www.geocities.com/katscratch2006/hairy.jpg



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my wife yes


my truck maybe


My dog, over my dead body!


 


My wife once told someone that if I had to choose between her and my dog she would lose....my dog and I slept on the couch for a week when I didn't argue



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cute kitty Katscratch I had a cat that would play fetch with me...  I laugh when I see your screen name I have had catscratch fever before, boy was I sick.....yes, there is such a thing!

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laboo wrote:

cute kitty Katscratch I had a cat that would play fetch with me...  I laugh when I see your screen name I have had catscratch fever before, boy was I sick.....yes, there is such a thing!

She's one of many i have that does the fetch thing...they do it better than my dogs!


They even growl at strangers in my house


Me too on the catscratch fever and it really does suck big time!



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texaschickeee wrote:

Deputy.... I have two cats and a cat that barks. I have alot of what you say you have. my animals are my kids. <y mom even buys them gifts at chrstmas. I would lose a guy that tried to come between my animals and me.
I been tryin to lose a woman that comes between me and my dogs, but the child support will be killer! LOL

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Laboo...  How old is Rocky in that pic?  about 1 1/2 - 2 years old?  He is absolutely beautiful!!


 


 



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I have a 4 year old St Bernard named Chloe

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I am a big dog lover too. Good thread.

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