Why, why, why?

Buttercup · Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

Why, why, why?

foxfyre · Buttercult Founder

Or stop caring how you look!

Buttercup · Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

You're right, I probably shouldn't care. I just get this image of a neighbor staring at me while we're chatting, and he/she is thinking, "whoa, she must have had a hard night," or simply, "eww."

I never think that about my neighbors, though, and I'm not one to initiate a chat. I usually say hello and wave when I see someone outside.

sparky · Man Whore

foxfyre wrote:

Or stop caring how you look!

I second that.

Who cares what you look like when you are just going about your daily routine.

Straight Up · Beer please

From what I've seen .... you could have just come from picking through the trash dump itself and you would still be the prettiest girl on the block

BlahBlahBlah · I Love Baseball

... If I had a nickle for everytime that has happened to me. I'd be a millionaire. I had this happen to me once. I was getting lunch with my college classmates and this sailor was trying to ask me out on a date. I felt like crap and looked like I just woke up. No makeup,hair in a ponytail,and wearing my sweats. Well,we went out for about a year and half. Then he was transferred some place else. :LOL:

ronin · Beefcakes

Your neighbor is probably thinking "Damn, if she looks this good now, what the hell does she look like all dolled up? You worry too much. You look great no matter what you wear. Your neighbor probably sees you for the same beautiful person that the rest of us do. The only difference is; your neighbor gets the privilage of seeing you in person.

Jersey Joe · Mr. Dy-no-mite

Buttercup wrote:

Why is it that whenever I look terrible, I'm wearing old sweats, and throw on a baseball cap to take the trash out to the Dumpster, there's always at least one neighbor outside who wants to chat??

It never fails - and sometimes I even look outside first before I leave the house. When I look halfway decent, is there ever anyone outside? Nooooo. I'm going to have to start taking out the trash under cover of darkness, haha.

Oh, I thought you looked good enough to eat.......my sweet.

How about giving me a call when you need your trash taken out?

Buttercup · Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

Jersey Joe wrote:

Buttercup wrote:

Why is it that whenever I look terrible, I'm wearing old sweats, and throw on a baseball cap to take the trash out to the Dumpster, there's always at least one neighbor outside who wants to chat??

It never fails - and sometimes I even look outside first before I leave the house. When I look halfway decent, is there ever anyone outside? Nooooo. I'm going to have to start taking out the trash under cover of darkness, haha.

Oh, I thought you looked good enough to eat.......my sweet.
How about giving me a call when you need your trash taken out?

That was YOU in the dumpster?

Nice try.

Straight Up · Beer please

Buttercup wrote:

Jersey Joe wrote:

Buttercup wrote:

Why is it that whenever I look terrible, I'm wearing old sweats, and throw on a baseball cap to take the trash out to the Dumpster, there's always at least one neighbor outside who wants to chat??

It never fails - and sometimes I even look outside first before I leave the house. When I look halfway decent, is there ever anyone outside? Nooooo. I'm going to have to start taking out the trash under cover of darkness, haha.

Oh, I thought you looked good enough to eat.......my sweet.
How about giving me a call when you need your trash taken out?

That was YOU in the dumpster?

Nice try.

Thats right .... Call MR DY...NO...MITE their to take out your trash ....

Call me when you want to get trashy ......

Buttercup · Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

SU, you just gave me an idea. And no, it has nothing to do with me getting trashy!

sparky · Man Whore

Sounds interesting.

What was the idea?

Straight Up · Beer please

Watch out ... BC is thinking ..... this has got to lead to good things happening ...

Buttercup · Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

Oh, not much. I just gave Jersey Joe an appropriate subtitle, that's all.

Straight Up · Beer please

You should have went with limp dick ......

woodbutcher · Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!

Just my 2 cents worth, I will agree with Sparky, Buttercup. You are inside busting your butt doing housework, who cares what you look like! Why would you get all prettied-up just to take the garbage out????
Besides, Ronin is right, the lucky one is your neighbor.

Buttercup · Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

Thank you.

Calichick · Fresh Meat

Don't worrie. This should make you feel better.
I had a big party at my house two weeks ago. The day after the party, my place was a disaster. Dishes everywhere, dirty cups, garbage etc... I looked like crap and felt like it too. My landlord came over because he had to check on somethng. It was terrible. My house is usually impecable and so am I.

Bread Styx · Bad Bread!!

Looks like you have an admirer, Buttercup. Jersey Joe...you seem a bit too good to be true. Are you?

SU just seems a bit green and i don't mean not ripe. Please..... Limp Dick? Is that all you guys think about when it comes to insults? J.J. seems to be the type of man that is not bothered by petty insults such as that...he seems more of a heart and soul kind of man that thinks with the head on his neck and not the other one.

ManImBored · Mack Daddy

Buttercup wrote:

Oh, not much. I just gave Jersey Joe an appropriate subtitle, that's all.

So does this mean you have seen JerseyJoe? Is he your neighbor? If not, how do you know he lives up to that subtitle?

sparky · Man Whore

He has an unfair bias towards him, just because he lives in the same state as Bc I reckon.

You watch, she'll push us lot aside soon. j/k

Straight Up · Beer please

Bread Styx wrote:

Looks like you have an admirer, Buttercup. Jersey Joe...you seem a bit too good to be true. Are you?

SU just seems a bit green and i don't mean not ripe. Please..... Limp Dick? Is that all you guys think about when it comes to insults? J.J. seems to be the type of man that is not bothered by petty insults such as that...he seems more of a heart and soul kind of man that thinks with the head on his neck and not the other one.

Oh .... JJ is OK .... I'm just picking at him ..... He does sound a Little light in his loafers though ..... needs to find a women and get laid real quick before US finds him .....

Speaking of Stupid ... JJ if you want ... joins us over on GBU ..... Butter will give you the link .... You to bread ....

Buttercup · Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

ManImBored wrote:

Buttercup wrote:

Oh, not much. I just gave Jersey Joe an appropriate subtitle, that's all.

So does this mean you have seen JerseyJoe? Is he your neighbor? If not, how do you know he lives up to that subtitle?

No, I don't know Jersey Joe and I highly doubt that he's my neighbor! StraightUp called him Mr. Dy-no-mite, haha. I just thought I'd make it official.

Buttercup · Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

sparky wrote:

He has an unfair bias towards him, just because he lives in the same state as Bc I reckon.

You watch, she'll push us lot aside soon. j/k

I'd never do that!

sparky · Man Whore

I know you wouldn't, your too sweet.

Buttercup · Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

Calichick wrote:

Don't worrie. This should make you feel better.
I had a big party at my house two weeks ago. The day after the party, my place was a disaster. Dishes everywhere, dirty cups, garbage etc... I looked like crap and felt like it too. My landlord came over because he had to check on somethng. It was terrible. My house is usually impecable and so am I.

Oh, that's awful! Don't you just hate when things like that happen?

Jersey Joe · Mr. Dy-no-mite

My thanks to Straight Up for making me feel like part of the family in here.

"Light in the loafers?" Probably.....being the only boy in a family of 5 may have contributed to that.

I am simply tired of being walked all over and need to do something about it.

Will I really be happy if I am an ass? I could easily call my ex and offer to visit her for a weekend of no strings and just fun and she would go for it thinking she could sweet talk me into spending the twins' trust fund on her wasteful appetite. At this point, she couldnt talk me into anything with what she would let me do to her....its not like she does not let anybody else do it to her. At least hookers get paid for what they do..she is just a tramp. I suppose I would be any better than her if I just used her for sex. Just thinking about her makes me a bit ill, but then again.....I could just think of someone else or even ask her to wear a mask to cover her nasty face.

Oh, that is awful.

Straight Up · Beer please

OK JJ Let's try to fix your problem .... I haven't read all your other stuff but I can tell you need some serious help here .....    So try to follow along as I try to add some meat to your loafers so you can get back to being a man .....

First off ...   all that sensitive crap your sisters told you was cool ....   forget it .... They were just setting you up for one of their kind to suck the life out of you ...

Now ... look below for my inserted comments ....

Jersey Joe wrote:

My thanks to Straight Up for making me feel like part of the family in here.

My thanks .....   GAY .....   try    Yo dude ....   what up ????

"Light in the loafers?" Probably.....being the only boy in a family of 5 may have contributed to that.

Four sisters .... bet you never played show me yours and I'll show you mine .....    Should have ....   would have put some hair on your chest

I am simply tired of being walked all over and need to do something about it.

You think .....   next time kick her in the ass and make her sleep at the foot of the bed on the floor till she decides your the boss ...

Will I really be happy if I am an ass? Damn straight you will .... And she'll be all over your ass cause of it ....   Remember ... women like to be treated like shit ...

I could easily call my ex and offer to visit her for a weekend of no strings and just fun and she would go for it thinking she could sweet talk me into spending the twins' trust fund on her wasteful appetite. To hell with all this mushy crap .... show up ....   throw her on the bed and knock it out ....   when your done ....   wipe off on the drapes on the way out ...

At this point, she couldn't talk me into anything with what she would let me do to her....its not like she does not let anybody else do it to her. At least hookers get paid for what they do..And you think she doesn't

she is just a tramp. I suppose I would be any better than her if I just used her for sex. Now your talking

Just thinking about her makes me a bit ill, but then again.....I could just think of someone else or even ask her to wear a mask to cover her nasty face.

Oh, that is awful. Awful my ass ....    It's thinking like this that will have you wearing combat boots instead of loafers in no time

End Of lesson ONE

ManImBored · Mack Daddy

So SU when is lesson 2, cause that was pretty funny?

foxfyre · Buttercult Founder