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I farted
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http://www.ifarted.com/PW.asp?FID=wewe&S=5
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The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. "Hello." "Is your daddy home?" he asked. "Yes," whispered the small voice. "May I talk with him?" The ch...
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sheepish
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A Welsh man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wantin...
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Q and A
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Things I acquire from other sites....lmmo
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having...
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21 bitches
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1: Top priced pussy - She’s hot, and she ****ing knows it. Her last 3 boyfriends where great looking and were ****ing rich. If you come up to her with a fake FUBU shirt on and a bus pass your probably not gonna get the pussy. I mean, do me a ****ing favor, size up the pussy first, if she looks way to ****ing good...
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GPOC
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the mermaid
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Three guys were fishing when one of them hooked a mermaid. She promised to grant each one of them a wish if they’d let her go. “Deal,” the first fisherman said. “I’d like you to double my intelligence.” Immediately, he began to recite Shakespeare’s Macbeth. “Wow!” the second guy exclaimed. “Could you...
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Photo Booth
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http://www.youtube.com/w/Jay-Leno-Phony-Photo-Booth?v=vEWLwz6JRNE&feature=Views&page=1&t=a&f=b
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Photogrrlz
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Whats your slogan?
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What's your slogan?
What's your slogan? Body: Whats your slogan? Go to this site & enter your name in the box & hit the Sloganize button. DON'T CHEAT, KEEP THE ONE THEY GIVE YOU. http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi If You've Got the Time, We've Got the Photogrrlz.
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Funny Stuff
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Subject: Hello, is this the Sheriff's office?
Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
"Yes, What can I do for you?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith. He is hiding
marijuana inside his firewood!"
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day,...
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laboo
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Slinkies
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What do people you don't like and slinkies have in comon????
They both make you smile when you push them down the stairs.....
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Straight Up
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