Jokes, Games, and Quizzes

Plush · Plush

I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? Hey, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good Job! I thought you had to be in relatively good phys...

Plush · Plush

Texan Poetry spacer The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a San Francisco State University graduate from an upper-crust family; well-bred, well-connected and all that goes with it. The other finalist was a redneck from Texas A & M. Go figure....

gotcha · gotcha

Friendship between the sexes- Friendship Between Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew about it. Friendship Between Men: A man didn't come home one night. The n...

gotcha · gotcha

A man is walking by an insane asylum and hears all the residents chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!" Quite curious about all this, he finds a hole in the fence, looks in and someone pokes him in the eye. Everyone in the asylum starts chanting "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"

Pacman · Pacman

1. They can bleed for seven days without dying, 2. They can produce milk without eating grass and 3. They can bury a bone without digging a hole.......

Photogrrlz · Photogrrlz

List of possible slogans promoting National Condom Week 1. Cover your stump before you hump 2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3. Don't be silly, protect your willy 4. When in doubt, shroud your spout 5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner 6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong 7. If y...

texaschickeee · texaschickeee

I don't know how but this works, it is so cool. MATH PROBLEM Here is a math trick so unbelievable it will stump you. Personally I would like to know who came up with this and why that person is not running the country. 1. Grab a calculator (you won't be able to do this in your head) 2. Key in the fi...

Photogrrlz · Photogrrlz

A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?" and she replied, "they're up in bed." The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play. Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma "where's Mom and Dad?" and she replied "they...

Photogrrlz · Photogrrlz

http://similarminds.com/cgi-bin/movie.pl -- Edited by Photogrrlz at 21:02, 2006-03-02

proudcowife · proudcowife

http://websearch.cs.com/wm/boomframe.jsp?query=sexlife+quizes&page=1&offset=2&result_url=redir%3Fsrc%3Dwebsearch%26requestId%3Db2d92a52c0b88dcd%26clickedItemRank%3D3%26userQuery%3Dsexlife%2Bqui...

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	What not to say to the nice policeman (Preview) I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? Hey, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good Job! I thought you had to be in relatively good phys...	Plush	3	244	Mar 8, 2006 by zap
	Texan Poetry (Preview) Texan Poetry spacer The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a San Francisco State University graduate from an upper-crust family; well-bred, well-connected and all that goes with it. The other finalist was a redneck from Texas A & M. Go figure....	Plush	0	192	Mar 7, 2006 by Plush
	Friendship (Preview) Friendship between the sexes- Friendship Between Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew about it. Friendship Between Men: A man didn't come home one night. The n...	gotcha	2	238	Mar 7, 2006 by Inside Out
	Nuts (Preview) A man is walking by an insane asylum and hears all the residents chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!" Quite curious about all this, he finds a hole in the fence, looks in and someone pokes him in the eye. Everyone in the asylum starts chanting "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"	gotcha	4	238	Mar 7, 2006 by Inside Out
	3 good things about a woman!!! (Preview) 1. They can bleed for seven days without dying, 2. They can produce milk without eating grass and 3. They can bury a bone without digging a hole.......	Pacman	2	253	Mar 7, 2006 by eltsacon
	List of possible slogans promoting National Condom Week (Preview) List of possible slogans promoting National Condom Week 1. Cover your stump before you hump 2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3. Don't be silly, protect your willy 4. When in doubt, shroud your spout 5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner 6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong 7. If y...	Photogrrlz	2	214	Mar 6, 2006 by qwerty
	a very cool math problem. (Preview) I don't know how but this works, it is so cool. MATH PROBLEM Here is a math trick so unbelievable it will stump you. Personally I would like to know who came up with this and why that person is not running the country. 1. Grab a calculator (you won't be able to do this in your head) 2. Key in the fi...	texaschickeee	2	225	Mar 6, 2006 by
	Still in bed (Preview) A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?" and she replied, "they're up in bed." The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play. Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma "where's Mom and Dad?" and she replied "they...	Photogrrlz	2	218	Mar 6, 2006 by texaschickeee
	What kind of Movie are you? (Preview) http://similarminds.com/cgi-bin/movie.pl -- Edited by Photogrrlz at 21:02, 2006-03-02	Photogrrlz	4	266	Mar 6, 2006 by KatScratch
	How hot is your sex life (Preview) http://websearch.cs.com/wm/boomframe.jsp?query=sexlife+quizes&page=1&offset=2&result_url=redir%3Fsrc%3Dwebsearch%26requestId%3Db2d92a52c0b88dcd%26clickedItemRank%3D3%26userQuery%3Dsexlife%2Bqui...	proudcowife	18	609	Mar 5, 2006 by MP5
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