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Good thing I dont need this...lol
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PB&J Redux
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Buttercup
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Naughty Quiz
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NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll!
1. How old are you?24-26
2. What is your sexual orientation?Lesbian
3. Have you ever given somone oral sex?Sure I have
4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course
5. How many sexual partners have you had?10-15
6. What is your...
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Mental Asylum
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During a visit to the funny farm, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
" Well, said the director, we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub...
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Dying Wish
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Two Irishmen, Murphy and Brian grew up in the same village together. They were friends all their lifes, married a pair of sisters, and lived just down the street from one another.
But now, Murphy had cancer, and was lying on his deathbed, surrounded by his friends.
He calls, " Brian, come here Br...
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10 Years
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Back during the days of the Soviet Union, it took 10 years to get a car after you paid for one.
Once, a young guy went to the car shop to order a car. He paid the money, and then asked when can he come and get the car.
"It will be here, waiting for you, exactly 10 years from today"
The man signed the pap...
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Mental Test
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Jon and Dave were in a mental institution. This place had an annual contest, picking 2 of the best patients and giving them two question.
If they got them correct, they're deemed cured and free to go.
Jon was called into the doctor's office first and asked if he understood that he'd be free if he an...
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Bear Hunt
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Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear.
He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it.
The enraged bear charged towards him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could.
He ran pretty fast but the bear...
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Farmer Joe & his Mule
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Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take
the trucking company responsible for the accident to court.
In court,the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe.
"Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, that you were fine ?"
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Ab Fab anyone?
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